Written in a Lady's Ivory Table-Book, 1698

Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) · 1727

iambic tetrameter · octosyllabic couplets · 30 lines · from On Poetry: A Rhapsody, and Other Poems

Peruse my leaves thro' ev'ry part,And think thou seest my owner's heart,Scrawl'd o'er with trifles thus, and quiteAs hard, as senseless, and as light;Expos'd to ev'ry coxcomb's eyes,But hid with caution from the wise.Here you may read, "Dear charming saint;"Beneath, "A new receipt for paint:"Here, in beau-spelling, "Tru tel deth;"There, in her own, "For an el breth:"Here, "Lovely nymph, pronounce my doom!"There, "A safe way to use perfume:"Here, a page fill'd with billets-doux;On t'other side, "Laid out for shoes"--"Madam, I die without your grace"--"Item, for half a yard of lace."Who that had wit would place it here,For ev'ry peeping fop to jeer?To think that your brains' issue isExposed to th'excrement of his,In pow'r of spittle and a clout,Whene'er he please, to blot it out;And then, to heighten the disgrace,Clap his own nonsense in the place.Whoe'er expects to hold his partIn such a book, and such a heart,If he be wealthy, and a fool,Is in all points the fittest tool;Of whom it may be justly said,He's a gold pencil tipp'd with lead.

Words in this poem

peruse v. t.
To observe; to examine with care. [Pref. per- + use.]
clout n.
A cloth; a piece of cloth or leather; a patch; a rag. [AS. clut a little cloth, piece of metal; cf. Sw. klut, Icel. klutr a kerchief, or W. clwt a clout, Gael. clud.]
heighten v. t.
To make high; to raise higher; to elevate.

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Written in a Lady's Ivory Table-Book, 1698 is in the public domain. This text is taken from The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1, Project Gutenberg ebook #14353; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

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Form and metre

Written in a Lady's Ivory Table-Book, 1698 is 30 lines in a single stanza. It is in rhyming couplets, 93% of the lines: octosyllabic couplets. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 88%).

See other poems in octosyllabic couplets, other poems in iambic tetrameter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 AABBCCDDEEFF--GGHHIIJJGGAAKKLL partA · heartA · quiteB · lightB · eyesC · wiseC · saintD · paintD · dethE · brethE · doomF · perfumeF · doux · shoes · graceG · laceG · hereH · jeerH · isI · hisI · cloutJ · outJ · disgraceG · placeG · partA · heartA · foolK · toolK · saidL · leadL
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
Peruse my leaves thro' ev'ry part,8˘/······
And think thou seest my owner's heart,8·····/˘·
Scrawl'd o'er with trifles thus, and quite8···/˘···
As hard, as senseless, and as light;8···/˘···
Expos'd to ev'ry coxcomb's eyes,8˘/······
But hid with caution from the wise.8···/˘···
Here you may read, "Dear charming saint;"8·····/˘·
Beneath, "A new receipt for paint:"8····˘/··
Here, in beau-spelling, "Tru tel deth;"8···/˘···
There, in her own, "For an el breth:"8········
Here, "Lovely nymph, pronounce my doom!"8·/˘·˘/··
There, "A safe way to use perfume:"8······˘/
Here, a page fill'd with billets-doux;8·····/˘·
On t'other side, "Laid out for shoes"--9·˘/˘·····
"Madam, I die without your grace"--8/˘······
"Item, for half a yard of lace."8/˘······
Who that had wit would place it here,8········
For ev'ry peeping fop to jeer?8···/˘···
To think that your brains' issue is8·····/˘·
Exposed to th'excrement of his,8˘/······
In pow'r of spittle and a clout,8···/˘···
Whene'er he please, to blot it out;9·········
And then, to heighten the disgrace,8···/˘·˘/
Clap his own nonsense in the place.8···/˘···
Whoe'er expects to hold his part7·˘/····
In such a book, and such a heart,8········
If he be wealthy, and a fool,8···/˘···
Is in all points the fittest tool;8·····/˘·
Of whom it may be justly said,8·····/˘·
He's a gold pencil tipp'd with lead.8···/˘···

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