On Stealing a Crown, When the Dean Was Asleep

Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) · 1710–1745

iambic tetrameter · octosyllabic couplets · 12 lines · from Cadenus and Vanessa, and Other Poems

Dear Dean, since you in sleepy wiseHave oped your mouth, and closed your eyes,Like ghost I glide along your floor,And softly shut the parlour door:For, should I break your sweet repose,Who knows what money you might lose:Since oftentimes it has been found,A dream has given ten thousand pound?Then sleep, my friend; dear Dean, sleep on,And all you get shall be your own;Provided you to this agree,That all you lose belongs to me.

Words in this poem

ghost n.
The spirit; the soul of man. [OE. gast, gost, soul, spirit, AS. gast breath, spirit, soul; akin to OS. g spirit, soul, D. geest, G. geist, and prob. to E. gaze, ghastly.]
oftentimes adv.
Frequently; often; many times. [Often + time. Cf. -wards.]
shall v. i.
To owe; to be under obligation for. [OE. shal, schal, imp. sholde, scholde, AS. scal, sceal, I am obliged, imp. scolde, sceolde, inf. sculan; akin to OS. skulan, pres. skal, imp. skolda, D. zullen,]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

On Stealing a Crown, When the Dean Was Asleep is in the public domain. This text is taken from The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 2, Project Gutenberg ebook #13621; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

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Form and metre

On Stealing a Crown, When the Dean Was Asleep is 12 lines in a single stanza. It is in rhyming couplets: octosyllabic couplets. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 93%). 100% of its stressed syllables fall where the metre puts the beat. The lines average 8.0 syllables. 8% of the lines run on without a stop at the line end.

See other poems in octosyllabic couplets, other poems in iambic tetrameter.

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Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 AABBCCDDEEFF wiseA · eyesA · floorB · doorB · reposeC · loseC · foundD · poundD · onE · ownE · agreeF · meF
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
Dear Dean, since you in sleepy wise8·····/˘·
Have oped your mouth, and closed your eyes,8········
Like ghost I glide along your floor,8····˘/··
And softly shut the parlour door:8·/˘··/˘·
For, should I break your sweet repose,8······˘/
Who knows what money you might lose:8···/˘···
Since oftentimes it has been found,8·/˘·····
A dream has given ten thousand pound?8···/·/˘·
Then sleep, my friend; dear Dean, sleep on,8········
And all you get shall be your own;8········
Provided you to this agree,8˘/˘···˘/
That all you lose belongs to me.8····˘/··

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