On Burning a Dull Poem

Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) · 1727

iambic tetrameter · octosyllabic couplets · 16 lines · from On Poetry: A Rhapsody, and Other Poems

An ass's hoof alone can holdThat poisonous juice, which kills by cold.Methought, when I this poem read,No vessel but an ass's headSuch frigid fustian could contain;I mean, the head without the brain.The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts,Went down like stupifying draughts;I found my head begin to swim,A numbness crept through every limb.In haste, with imprecations dire,I threw the volume in the fire;When, (who could think?) though cold as ice,It burnt to ashes in a trice.How could I more enhance its fame?Though born in snow, it died in flame.

Words in this poem

went n.
Course; way; path; journey; direction.
dire a.
Ill-boding; portentous; as, dire omens. [L. dirus; of uncertain origin.]
trice v. t.
To pull; to haul; to drag; to pull away. [OE. trisen; of Scand. or Low German origin; cf. Sw. trissa a sheave, pulley, triss a spritsail brace, Dan. tridse a pulley, tridse to haul by means of a pulley,]
enhance v. t.
To raise or lift up; to exalt. Wyclif. [Norm. F. enhauncer, enhaucer, OF. enhaleier, enhaucier; pref. en- (L. in) + haucier to lift, raise up, from an assumed L. altiare, fr. L. altus high; cf. Pr. en]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

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Form and metre

On Burning a Dull Poem is 16 lines in a single stanza. It is in rhyming couplets, 88% of the lines: octosyllabic couplets. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 95%).

See other poems in octosyllabic couplets, other poems in iambic tetrameter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 AABBCC--DDEEFFGG holdA · coldA · readB · headB · containC · brainC · thoughts · draughts · swimD · limbD · direE · fireE · iceF · triceF · fameG · flameG
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
An ass's hoof alone can hold8·/˘·˘/··
That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.8·/˘·····
Methought, when I this poem read,8˘/···/˘·
No vessel but an ass's head8·/˘··/˘·
Such frigid fustian could contain;8·/˘/˘·˘/
I mean, the head without the brain.8········
The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts,8··˘/·/˘·
Went down like stupifying draughts;7·······
I found my head begin to swim,8····˘/··
A numbness crept through every limb.8·/˘··/˘·
In haste, with imprecations dire,8········
I threw the volume in the fire;9···/˘··/˘
When, (who could think?) though cold as ice,8········
It burnt to ashes in a trice.8···/˘···
How could I more enhance its fame?8····˘/··
Though born in snow, it died in flame.8········

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