A Pastoral Dialogue

Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) · 1727

iambic tetrameter · octosyllabic couplets · 100 lines · from On Poetry: A Rhapsody, and Other Poems

In spight of Pope, in spight of Gay,And all that he or they can say;Sing on I must, and sing I will,Of Richmond Lodge and Marble Hill.Last Friday night, as neighbours use,This couple met to talk of news:For, by old proverbs, it appears,That walls have tongues, and hedges ears.

Quoth Marble Hill, right well I ween,Your mistress now is grown a queen;You'll find it soon by woful proof,She'll come no more beneath your roof.

The kingly prophet well evinces,That we should put no trust in princes:My royal master promised meTo raise me to a high degree:But now he's grown a king, God wot,I fear I shall be soon forgot.You see, when folks have got their ends,How quickly they neglect their friends;Yet I may say, 'twixt me and you,Pray God, they now may find as true!

My house was built but for a show,My lady's empty pockets know;And now she will not have a shilling,To raise the stairs, or build the ceiling;For all the courtly madams roundNow pay four shillings in the pound;'Tis come to what I always thought:My dame is hardly worth a groat.Had you and I been courtiers born,We should not thus have lain forlorn;For those we dext'rous courtiers call,Can rise upon their masters' fall:But we, unlucky and unwise,Must fall because our masters rise.

My master, scarce a fortnight since,Was grown as wealthy as a prince;But now it will be no such thing,For he'll be poor as any king;And by his crown will nothing get,But like a king to run in debt.

No more the Dean, that grave divine,Shall keep the key of my (no) wine;My ice-house rob, as heretofore,And steal my artichokes no more;Poor Patty Blount no more be seenBedraggled in my walks so green:Plump Johnny Gay will now elope;And here no more will dangle Pope.

Here wont the Dean, when he's to seek,To spunge a breakfast once a-week;To cry the bread was stale, and mutterComplaints against the royal butter.But now I fear it will be said,No butter sticks upon his bread.We soon shall find him full of spleen,For want of tattling to the queen;Stunning her royal ears with talking;His reverence and her highness walking:While Lady Charlotte, like a stroller,Sits mounted on the garden-roller.A goodly sight to see her ride,With ancient Mirmont at her side.In velvet cap his head lies warm,His hat, for show, beneath his arm.

Some South-Sea broker from the cityWill purchase me, the more's the pity;Lay all my fine plantations waste,To fit them to his vulgar taste:Chang'd for the worse in ev'ry part,My master Pope will break his heart.

In my own Thames may I be drownded,If e'er I stoop beneath a crown'd head:Except her majesty prevailsTo place me with the Prince of Wales;And then I shall be free from fears,For he'll be prince these fifty years.I then will turn a courtier too,And serve the times as others do.Plain loyalty, not built on hope,I leave to your contriver, Pope;None loves his king and country better,Yet none was ever less their debtor.

Then let him come and take a napIn summer on my verdant lap;Prefer our villas, where the Thames is,To Kensington, or hot St. James's;Nor shall I dull in silence sit;For 'tis to me he owes his wit;My groves, my echoes, and my birds,Have taught him his poetic words.We gardens, and you wildernesses,Assist all poets in distresses.Him twice a-week I here expect,To rattle Moody for neglect;An idle rogue, who spends his quartridgeIn tippling at the Dog and Partridge;And I can hardly get him downThree times a-week to brush my gown.

Words in this poem 22
spight n.
A woodpecker. See Speight.
quoth v. t.
Said; spoke; uttered; -- used only in the first and third persons in the past tenses, and always followed by its nominative, the word or words said being the object; as, quoth I. quoth he. [AS.cweedhan, imp cwæedh, pl. cwædon; akin to OS. queedhan, OHG. quethan, quedan, Icel. kveedha, Goth. qiþan. sq. root22. Cf. Bequeath.]
ween v. i.
To think; to imagine; to fancy. [OE. wenen, AS. w, fr. w hope, expectation, opinion; akin to D. waan, OFries. w, OS. & OHG. wan, G. wahn delusion, Icel. van hope, expectation, Goth. w, and D. w]
woful a.
Full of woe; sorrowful; distressed with grief or calamity; afflicted; wretched; unhappy; sad.
shall v. i.
To owe; to be under obligation for. [OE. shal, schal, imp. sholde, scholde, AS. scal, sceal, I am obliged, imp. scolde, sceolde, inf. sculan; akin to OS. skulan, pres. skal, imp. skolda, D. zullen,]
folks n.
In Anglo-Saxon times, the people of a group of townships or villages; a community; a tribe. [AS. folc; akin to D. volk, OS. & OHG. folk, G. volk, Icel. f, Sw. & Dan. folk, Lith. pulkas crowd, and perh. to E. follow.]
courtly a.
Relating or belonging to a court. [From Court.]
dame n.
A mistress of a family, who is a lady; a womam in authority; especially, a lady. [F. dame, LL. domna, fr. L. domina mistress, lady, fem. of dominus master, ruler, lord; akin to domare to tame, subdue. See Tame, and cf. Dam mother, Dan, Danger]
groat n.
An old English silver coin, equal to four pence. [LG. grote, orig., great, that is, a great piece of coin, larger than other coins in former use. See Great.]
forlorn a.
Deserted abandoned; lost. [OE., p.p. of forlesen to lose utterly, AS. forleósan (p.p. forloren); pref. for- + leósan (in comp.) to lose; cf. D. verliezen to lose, G. verlieren, Sw. förlor]
scarce a.
Not plentiful or abundant; in small quantity in proportion to the demand; not easily to be procured; rare; uncommon. [OE. scars, OF. escars, eschars, LL. scarpsus, for L. excerptus, p. p. of excerpere to pick out, and hence to contract, to shorten; ex (see Ex-) + carpere. See C]
fortnight n.
The space of fourteen days; two weeks. [Contr. fr. fourteen nights, our ancestors reckoning time by nights and winters; so, also, seven nights, sennight, a week.]
johnny n.
A familiar diminutive of John.
dangle v. i.
To hang loosely, or with a swinging or jerking motion. [Akin to Dan. dangle, dial. Sw. dangla, Dan. dingle, Sw. dingla, Icel. dingla; perh. from E. ding.]
tattling a.
Given to idle talk; apt to tell tales.
stunning a.
Overpowering consciousness; overpowering the senses; especially, overpowering the sense of hearing; confounding with noise.
highness n.
The state of being high; elevation; loftiness. [AS. heáhnes.]
charlotte n.
A kind of pie or pudding made by lining a dish with slices of bread, and filling it with bread soaked in milk, and baked. Charlotte Russe (, or Charlotte à la russe Etym: [F., lit., Russian charlotte] [F.]
stroller n.
One who strolls; a vagrant.
goodly a.
Pleasant; agreeable; desirable. [OE. godlich, AS. g. See Good, and Like.]
courtier n.
One who is in attendance at the court of a prince; one who has an appointment at court. [From Court.]
expect v. t.
To wait for; to await. [L. expectatum, to look out for, await, expect; ex + out spectare to look at. See Spectacle.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

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Form and metre

A Pastoral Dialogue is 100 lines in 10 verse paragraphs. It is in rhyming couplets, 88% of the lines: octosyllabic couplets. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 91%).

See other poems in octosyllabic couplets, other poems in iambic tetrameter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 AABBCCDD gayA · sayA · willB · hillB · useC · newsC · appearsD · earsD
  2. 2 AABB weenA · queenA · proofB · roofB
  3. 3 AABB--CCDD evincesA · princesA · meB · degreeB · wot · forgot · endsC · friendsC · youD · trueD
  4. 4 AA--BB--CCDDEE showA · knowA · shilling · ceiling · roundB · poundB · thought · groat · bornC · forlornC · callD · fallD · unwiseE · riseE
  5. 5 AABBCC sinceA · princeA · thingB · kingB · getC · debtC
  6. 6 AABBCCDD divineA · wineA · heretoforeB · moreB · seenC · greenC · elopeD · popeD
  7. 7 AABBCCDDEEFFGG-- seekA · weekA · mutterB · butterB · saidC · breadC · spleenD · queenD · talkingE · walkingE · strollerF · rollerF · rideG · sideG · warm · arm
  8. 8 AABBCC cityA · pityA · wasteB · tasteB · partC · heartC
  9. 9 --AABBCCDDEE drownded · head · prevailsA · walesA · fearsB · yearsB · tooC · doC · hopeD · popeD · betterE · debtorE
  10. 10 AABBCCDD--EEFFGG napA · lapA · isB · james'sB · sitC · witC · birdsD · wordsD · wildernesses · distresses · expectE · neglectE · quartridgeF · partridgeF · downG · gownG
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
In spight of Pope, in spight of Gay,8········
And all that he or they can say;8········
Sing on I must, and sing I will,8········
Of Richmond Lodge and Marble Hill.8·/˘··/˘·
Last Friday night, as neighbours use,8·/˘··/˘·
This couple met to talk of news:8·/˘·····
For, by old proverbs, it appears,8···/˘·˘/
That walls have tongues, and hedges ears.8·····/˘·
Quoth Marble Hill, right well I ween,8·/˘·····
Your mistress now is grown a queen;8·/˘·····
You'll find it soon by woful proof,8········
She'll come no more beneath your roof.8········
The kingly prophet well evinces,9·/˘/˘·˘/˘
That we should put no trust in princes:9·······/˘
My royal master promised me8·/˘/˘/˘·
To raise me to a high degree:8······˘/
But now he's grown a king, God wot,8········
I fear I shall be soon forgot.8······˘/
You see, when folks have got their ends,8········
How quickly they neglect their friends;8·/˘·˘/··
Yet I may say, 'twixt me and you,8········
Pray God, they now may find as true!8········
My house was built but for a show,8········
My lady's empty pockets know;8·/˘/˘/˘·
And now she will not have a shilling,9·······/˘
To raise the stairs, or build the ceiling;9·······/˘
For all the courtly madams round8···/˘/˘·
Now pay four shillings in the pound;8···/˘···
'Tis come to what I always thought:8·····/··
My dame is hardly worth a groat.8···/˘···
Had you and I been courtiers born,8·····/˘·
We should not thus have lain forlorn;8······˘/
For those we dext'rous courtiers call,8···/˘/˘·
Can rise upon their masters' fall:8·····/˘·
But we, unlucky and unwise,8··˘/˘·˘/
Must fall because our masters rise.8····//˘·
My master, scarce a fortnight since,8·/˘··/··
Was grown as wealthy as a prince;8···/˘···
But now it will be no such thing,8········
For he'll be poor as any king;8·····/˘·
And by his crown will nothing get,8·····/˘·
But like a king to run in debt.8········
No more the Dean, that grave divine,8······˘/
Shall keep the key of my (no) wine;8········
My ice-house rob, as heretofore,8······˘/
And steal my artichokes no more;8···/˘···
Poor Patty Blount no more be seen8·/˘·····
Bedraggled in my walks so green:8˘/˘·····
Plump Johnny Gay will now elope;8·/˘···˘/
And here no more will dangle Pope.8·····/˘·
Here wont the Dean, when he's to seek,8········
To spunge a breakfast once a-week;8···/˘···
To cry the bread was stale, and mutter9·······/˘
Complaints against the royal butter.9˘/···/˘/˘
But now I fear it will be said,8········
No butter sticks upon his bread.8·/˘·····
We soon shall find him full of spleen,8········
For want of tattling to the queen;8···/˘···
Stunning her royal ears with talking;9/˘·/˘··/˘
His reverence and her highness walking:9·/˘··/˘/˘
While Lady Charlotte, like a stroller,9·/˘/˘··/˘
Sits mounted on the garden-roller.9·/˘··/˘/˘
A goodly sight to see her ride,8·/˘·····
With ancient Mirmont at her side.8·/˘·····
In velvet cap his head lies warm,8·/˘·····
His hat, for show, beneath his arm.8········
Some South-Sea broker from the city9···/˘··/˘
Will purchase me, the more's the pity;10·/˘··/··/˘
Lay all my fine plantations waste,8·····/˘·
To fit them to his vulgar taste:8·····/˘·
Chang'd for the worse in ev'ry part,8········
My master Pope will break his heart.8·/˘·····
In my own Thames may I be drownded,9·········
If e'er I stoop beneath a crown'd head:9·········
Except her majesty prevails8···/˘˘˘/
To place me with the Prince of Wales;8········
And then I shall be free from fears,8········
For he'll be prince these fifty years.8·····/˘·
I then will turn a courtier too,8·····/˘·
And serve the times as others do.8·····/˘·
Plain loyalty, not built on hope,8·/˘˘····
I leave to your contriver, Pope;8····˘/˘·
None loves his king and country better,9·····/˘/˘
Yet none was ever less their debtor.9···/˘··/˘
Then let him come and take a nap8········
In summer on my verdant lap;8·/˘··/˘·
Prefer our villas, where the Thames is,9˘///˘····
To Kensington, or hot St. James's;9·/˘˘···/˘
Nor shall I dull in silence sit;8·····/˘·
For 'tis to me he owes his wit;8········
My groves, my echoes, and my birds,8···/˘···
Have taught him his poetic words.8····˘/˘·
We gardens, and you wildernesses,9·/˘··/˘˘˘
Assist all poets in distresses.9˘/·/˘·˘/˘
Him twice a-week I here expect,8······˘/
To rattle Moody for neglect;8·/˘/˘·˘/
An idle rogue, who spends his quartridge9·/˘····/˘
In tippling at the Dog and Partridge;9·/˘····/˘
And I can hardly get him down8···/˘···
Three times a-week to brush my gown.8········

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