Carmen XXIII: To Furius Satirically Praising His Poverty

Catullus (84 BC–54 BC), translated by Richard Burton · 1894

iambic tetrameter · octosyllabic couplets · 27 lines · from The Carmina

Furius! Nor chest, nor slaves can claim,Bug, Spider, nor e'en hearth aflame,Yet thine a sire and step-dame whoWi' tooth can ever flint-food chew!So thou, and pleasant happy lifeLead wi' thy parent's wooden wife.Nor this be marvel: hale are all,Well ye digest; no fears appalFor household-arsons, heavy ruin,Plunderings impious, poison-brewin'Or other parlous case forlorn.Your frames are hard and dried like horn,Or if more arid aught ye know,By suns and frosts and hunger-throe.Then why not happy as thou'rt hale?Sweat's strange to thee, spit fails, and failPhlegm and foul snivel from the nose.Add cleanness that aye cleanlier showsA bum than salt-pot cleanlier,Nor ten times cack'st in total year,And harder 'tis than pebble or beanWhich rubbed in hand or crumbled, e'enOn finger ne'er shall make unclean.Such blessings (Furius!) such a prizeNever belittle nor despise;Hundred sesterces seek no moreWith wonted prayer--enow's thy store!

Words in this poem

aflame adv.
Inflames; glowing with light or passion; ablaze. G. Eliot. [Pref. a- + flame.]
sire n.
A lord, master, or other person in authority. See Sir. [F. sire, originally, an older person. See Sir.]
dame n.
A mistress of a family, who is a lady; a womam in authority; especially, a lady. [F. dame, LL. domna, fr. L. domina mistress, lady, fem. of dominus master, ruler, lord; akin to domare to tame, subdue. See Tame, and cf. Dam mother, Dan, Danger]
parlous a.
Attended with peril; dangerous; as, a parlous cough. [For perlous, a contr. fr. perilous.]
forlorn a.
Deserted abandoned; lost. [OE., p.p. of forlesen to lose utterly, AS. forleósan (p.p. forloren); pref. for- + leósan (in comp.) to lose; cf. D. verliezen to lose, G. verlieren, Sw. förlor]
aught n.
Property; possession. [AS. , fr. agan to own, p. p. ahte.]
snivel v. i.
To run at the nose; to make a snuffling noise. [OE. snivelen, snevelen, snuvelen, freg. of sneven. See Sniff, and cf. Snuffle.]
cleanness n.
The state or quality of being clean. [AS. cl. See Clean.]
shall v. i.
To owe; to be under obligation for. [OE. shal, schal, imp. sholde, scholde, AS. scal, sceal, I am obliged, imp. scolde, sceolde, inf. sculan; akin to OS. skulan, pres. skal, imp. skolda, D. zullen,]
belittle v. t.
To make little or less in a moral sense; to speak of in a depreciatory or contemptuous way. T. Jefferson.
despise v. t.
To look down upon with disfavor or contempt; to contemn; to scorn; to disdain; to have a low opinion or contemptuous dislike of. [OF. despis-, in some forms of despire to despise, fr. L. despicere, despectum, to look down upon, despise; de- + spicere, specere, to look. See Spy, and cf. Des]
wonted a.
Accustomed; customary; usual.

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Carmen XXIII: To Furius Satirically Praising His Poverty is in the public domain. This text is taken from The Carmina, Project Gutenberg ebook #20732, the Richard Burton translation; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

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Form and metre

Carmen XXIII: To Furius Satirically Praising His Poverty is 27 lines in a single stanza. It is in rhyming couplets, 74% of the lines: octosyllabic couplets. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 89%). 95% of its stressed syllables fall where the metre puts the beat. The lines average 8.3 syllables. 1 line ends on an unstressed syllable, a feminine ending. 33% of the lines run on without a stop at the line end.

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Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 AABBCC--DDEEFFGGHHIIJJJKKLL claimA · aflameA · whoB · chewB · lifeC · wifeC · all · appal · ruinD · brewinD · forlornE · hornE · knowF · throeF · haleG · failG · noseH · showsH · cleanlierI · yearI · beanJ · e'enJ · uncleanJ · prizeK · despiseK · moreL · storeL
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
Furius! Nor chest, nor slaves can claim,8········
Bug, Spider, nor e'en hearth aflame,8·/˘···˘/
Yet thine a sire and step-dame who9···/˘····
Wi' tooth can ever flint-food chew!8···/˘···
So thou, and pleasant happy life8···/˘/˘·
Lead wi' thy parent's wooden wife.8···/˘/˘·
Nor this be marvel: hale are all,8···/˘···
Well ye digest; no fears appal8··˘/····
For household-arsons, heavy ruin,9·/·/˘/˘/˘
Plunderings impious, poison-brewin'10/˘˘˘/˘/˘··
Or other parlous case forlorn.8·/˘/˘·˘/
Your frames are hard and dried like horn,8········
Or if more arid aught ye know,8···/˘···
By suns and frosts and hunger-throe.8·····/˘·
Then why not happy as thou'rt hale?8···/˘···
Sweat's strange to thee, spit fails, and fail8········
Phlegm and foul snivel from the nose.8···/˘···
Add cleanness that aye cleanlier shows8·/˘·····
A bum than salt-pot cleanlier,7·······
Nor ten times cack'st in total year,8·····/˘·
And harder 'tis than pebble or bean9·/˘··/˘··
Which rubbed in hand or crumbled, e'en10··˘···/˘˘·
On finger ne'er shall make unclean.8·/˘···˘/
Such blessings (Furius!) such a prize8·/˘·····
Never belittle nor despise;8/˘˘/˘·˘/
Hundred sesterces seek no more9/˘˘······
With wonted prayer--enow's thy store!8·/˘·····

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