On Mr. Pulteney's Being Put Out of the Council. 1731

SIR ROBERT, wearied by Will Pulteney's teasings,Who interrupted him in all his leasings,Resolved that Will and he should meet no more,Full in his face Bob shuts the council door;Nor lets him sit as justice on the bench,To punish thieves, or lash a suburb wench.Yet still St. Stephen's chapel open liesFor Will to enter--What shall I advise?Ev'n quit the house, for thou too long hast sat in't,Produce at last thy dormant ducal patent;There near thy master's throne in shelter placed,Let Will, unheard by thee, his thunder waste;Yet still I fear your work is done but half,For while he keeps his pen you are not safe.Hear an old fable, and a dull one too;It bears a moral when applied to you.

A hare had long escaped pursuing hounds,By often shifting into distant grounds;Till, finding all his artifices vain,To save his life he leap'd into the main.But there, alas! he could no safety find,A pack of dogfish had him in the wind.He scours away; and, to avoid the foe,Descends for shelter to the shades below:There Cerberus lay watching in his den,(He had not seen a hare the lord knows when.)Out bounced the mastiff of the triple head;Away the hare with double swiftness fled;Hunted from earth, and sea, and hell, he flies(Fear lent him wings) for safety to the skies.How was the fearful animal distrest!Behold a foe more fierce than all the rest:Sirius, the swiftest of the heavenly pack,Fail'd but an inch to seize him by the back.He fled to earth, but first it cost him dear;He left his scut behind, and half an ear.Thus was the hare pursued, though free from guilt;Thus, Bob, shall thou be maul'd, fly where thou wilt.Then, honest Robin, of thy corpse beware;Thou art not half so nimble as a hare:Too ponderous is thy bulk to mount the sky;Nor can you go to Hell before you die.So keen thy hunters, and thy scent so strong,Thy turns and doublings cannot save thee long.