A Receipt to Restore Stella's Youth. 1724-5

Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) · 1710–1745

iambic tetrameter · octosyllabic couplets · 57 lines · from Poems, Volume II

The Scottish hinds, too poor to houseIn frosty nights their starving cows,While not a blade of grass or hayAppears from Michaelmas to May,Must let their cattle range in vainFor food along the barren plain:Meagre and lank with fasting grown,And nothing left but skin and bone;Exposed to want, and wind, and weather,They just keep life and soul together,Till summer showers and evening's dewAgain the verdant glebe renew;And, as the vegetables rise,The famish'd cow her want supplies;Without an ounce of last year's flesh;Whate'er she gains is young and fresh;Grows plump and round, and full of mettle,As rising from Medea's kettle.With youth and beauty to enchantEuropa's counterfeit gallant.Why, Stella, should you knit your brow,If I compare you to a cow?'Tis just the case; for you have fastedSo long, till all your flesh is wasted;And must against the warmer daysBe sent to Quilca down to graze;Where mirth, and exercise, and air,Will soon your appetite repair:The nutriment will from within,Round all your body, plump your skin;Will agitate the lazy flood,And fill your veins with sprightly blood.Nor flesh nor blood will be the sameNor aught of Stella but the name:For what was ever understood,By human kind, but flesh and blood?And if your flesh and blood be new,You'll be no more the former you;But for a blooming nymph will pass,Just fifteen, coming summer's grass,Your jetty locks with garlands crown'd:While all the squires for nine miles round,Attended by a brace of curs,With jockey boots and silver spurs,No less than justices o' quorum,Their cow-boys bearing cloaks before 'em,Shall leave deciding broken pates,To kiss your steps at Quilca gates.But, lest you should my skill disgrace,Come back before you're out of case;For if to Michaelmas you stay,The new-born flesh will melt away;The 'squires in scorn will fly the houseFor better game, and look for grouse;But here, before the frost can mar it,We'll make it firm with beef and claret.

Colchis, who assisted Jason in obtaining possession of the Golden

Words in this poem

michaelmas n.
The feat of the archangel Michael, a church festival, celebrated on the 29th of September. Hence, colloquially, autumn. [Michael + mass religious service; OE. Mighelmesse.]
meagre a.
Destitue of, or having little, flesh; lean. [OE. merge, F. maigre, L. macer; akin to D. & G. mager, Icel. magr, and prob. to Gr. Emaciate, Maigre.]
kettle n.
A metallic vessel, with a wide mouth, often without a cover, used for heating and boiling water or other liguids. Kettle pins, ninepins; skittles. Shelton. [OE. ketel; cf. AS. cetel, cetil, cytel; akin to D. kjedel, G. kessel, OHG. chezzil, Icel. ketill, SW. kittel, Dan. kjedel, Goth. katils; all perh. fr. L. catill]
enchant v. t.
To charm by sorcery; to act on by enchantment; to get control of by magical words and rites. [F. enchanter, L. incantare to chant or utter a magic formula over or against one, to bewitch; in in, against + cantare to sing. See Chant, and cf. Incantation.]
aught n.
Property; possession. [AS. , fr. agan to own, p. p. ahte.]
jetty v. i.
To jut out; to project. Florio.
quorum n.
Such a number of the officers or members of any body as is competent by law or constitution to transact business; as, a quorum of the House of Representatives; a constitutional quorum was not present. [L., of whom, gen. pl. of qui who, akin to E. who. See the Note below.]
shall v. i.
To owe; to be under obligation for. [OE. shal, schal, imp. sholde, scholde, AS. scal, sceal, I am obliged, imp. scolde, sceolde, inf. sculan; akin to OS. skulan, pres. skal, imp. skolda, D. zullen,]
claret n.
The name firat given in England to the red wines of M [OE. claret, clare, clarry, OF. claret, clar, fr. cler, F. clair, clear, fr. L. clarus clear. See Clear.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

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Form and metre

A Receipt to Restore Stella's Youth. 1724-5 is 57 lines in 2 verse paragraphs. It is in rhyming couplets, 88% of the lines: octosyllabic couplets. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 94%). 95% of its stressed syllables fall where the metre puts the beat. The lines average 8.4 syllables. 10 lines end on an unstressed syllable, a feminine ending. 18% of the lines run on without a stop at the line end.

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Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 --AABBCCDDEEFFGGHHIIJJ--KKLLMMNNOONNPPQQRRSSTTUUVVWWXX-W house · cows · hayA · mayA · vainB · plainB · grownC · boneC · weatherD · togetherD · dewE · renewE · riseF · suppliesF · fleshG · freshG · mettleH · kettleH · enchantI · gallantI · browJ · cowJ · fasted · wasted · daysK · grazeK · airL · repairL · withinM · skinM · floodN · bloodN · sameO · nameO · understoodN · bloodN · newP · youP · passQ · grassQ · crown'dR · roundR · cursS · spursS · quorumT · emT · patesU · gatesU · disgraceV · caseV · stayW · awayW · houseX · grouseX · it · claretW
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
The Scottish hinds, too poor to house8·/˘·····
In frosty nights their starving cows,8·/˘··/˘·
While not a blade of grass or hay8········
Appears from Michaelmas to May,8˘/·/˘˘··
Must let their cattle range in vain8···/˘···
For food along the barren plain:8··˘/·/˘·
Meagre and lank with fasting grown,8/˘···/˘·
And nothing left but skin and bone;8·/˘·····
Exposed to want, and wind, and weather,9˘/·····/˘
They just keep life and soul together,9······˘/˘
Till summer showers and evening's dew8·/˘/·/˘·
Again the verdant glebe renew;8˘/·/˘·˘/
And, as the vegetables rise,7···/˘˘·
The famish'd cow her want supplies;8······˘/
Without an ounce of last year's flesh;8········
Whate'er she gains is young and fresh;9˘˘/······
Grows plump and round, and full of mettle,9·······/˘
As rising from Medea's kettle.9·/˘·˘/˘/˘
With youth and beauty to enchant8···/˘·˘/
Europa's counterfeit gallant.8˘/˘/˘·/˘
Why, Stella, should you knit your brow,8·/˘·····
If I compare you to a cow?8··˘/····
'Tis just the case; for you have fasted9·······/˘
So long, till all your flesh is wasted;9·······/˘
And must against the warmer days8·····/˘·
Be sent to Quilca down to graze;8········
Where mirth, and exercise, and air,8···/˘···
Will soon your appetite repair:8···/˘·˘/
The nutriment will from within,8·/˘˘····
Round all your body, plump your skin;8···/˘···
Will agitate the lazy flood,8·/˘··/˘·
And fill your veins with sprightly blood.8·····/˘·
Nor flesh nor blood will be the same8········
Nor aught of Stella but the name:8···/˘···
For what was ever understood,8···/˘·˘/
By human kind, but flesh and blood?8·/˘·····
And if your flesh and blood be new,8········
You'll be no more the former you;8·····/˘·
But for a blooming nymph will pass,8···/˘···
Just fifteen, coming summer's grass,8·///˘/˘·
Your jetty locks with garlands crown'd:8·/˘··/˘·
While all the squires for nine miles round,8···/····
Attended by a brace of curs,8˘/˘·····
With jockey boots and silver spurs,8·/˘··/˘·
No less than justices o' quorum,9···/˘˘·/˘
Their cow-boys bearing cloaks before 'em,9···/˘····
Shall leave deciding broken pates,8··˘/˘/˘·
To kiss your steps at Quilca gates.8········
But, lest you should my skill disgrace,8······˘/
Come back before you're out of case;8········
For if to Michaelmas you stay,8···/˘˘··
The new-born flesh will melt away;8······˘/
The 'squires in scorn will fly the house8·/······
For better game, and look for grouse;8·/˘·····
But here, before the frost can mar it,9·········
We'll make it firm with beef and claret.9·······/˘
Colchis, who assisted Jason in obtaining possession of the Golden19···˘/˘/˘·˘/˘˘/˘··/˘
Notes from the edition 2

The notes to the Poems of Jonathan Swift, Volume II (Project Gutenberg #13621).

  1. Stanza 1, line 18 The celebrated sorceress, daughter of Æetes, King of Colchis, who assisted Jason in obtaining possession of the Golden Fleece.--W. E. B.
  2. Stanza 1, line 20 Carried off by Jupiter under the form of a bull. Ovid, "Met." ii, 836.

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