Frustration

Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) · 1928

trochaic tetrameter · AABB · 12 lines · from Sunset Gun

If I had a shiny gunI could have a world of funSpeeding bullets through the brainsOf the folk who give me pains

Or had I some poison gasI could make the moments passBumping off a number ofPeople whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon—Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!So they still are quick and wellWho should be, by rights, in hell.

Words in this poem

shiny a.
Bright; luminous; clear; unclouded.
folk n.
In Anglo-Saxon times, the people of a group of townships or villages; a community; a tribe. [AS. folc; akin to D. volk, OS. & OHG. folk, G. volk, Icel. f, Sw. & Dan. folk, Lith. pulkas crowd, and perh. to E. follow.]
lethal n.
One of the higher alcohols of the paraffine series obtained from spermaceti as a white crystalline solid. It is so called because it occurs in the ethereal salt of lauric acid. [Lauric + ether + alcohol.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Frustration is in the public domain. This text is taken from Sunset Gun: Poems (Boni & Liveright, 1928), English Wikisource; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

Cite as: Dorothy Parker, Frustration, in Sunset Gun (1928), text of English Wikisource, Laurel, https://laurelpoetry.com/poem/parker-sunset-gun/frustration.html, id L27453.

Form and metre

Frustration is 12 lines in 3 stanzas of 4 lines each. Every stanza rhymes AABB. The metre is trochaic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 91%).

See other poems in trochaic tetrameter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 AABB gunA · funA · brainsB · painsB
  2. 2 AABB gasA · passA · ofB · loveB
  3. 3 AABB weaponA · onA · wellB · hellB
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against trochaic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
If I had a shiny gun7····/˘·
I could have a world of fun7·······
Speeding bullets through the brains7/˘/˘···
Of the folk who give me pains7·······
Or had I some poison gas7····/˘·
I could make the moments pass7····/˘·
Bumping off a number of7/˘··/˘·
People whom I do not love.7/˘·····
But I have no lethal weapon—8····/˘/˘
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!8···//˘··
So they still are quick and well7·······
Who should be, by rights, in hell.7·······

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