The Wise-Like Chap

Violet Jacob (1863–1946) · 1921

iambic tetrameter · 30 lines · from Bonnie Joann, and Other Poems

Aye, billies, I’m a wise-like chap,I dinna smoke nor drink,And gin I gi’e my poke a slapYe’ll hear the siller chink.My feyther has an aicht-pair fairmWeel set wi’ byre an’ stack;There’s mony will obey meAn’ tak’ their pattern frae me,But Annie winna hae meAn’ my he’rt’s near brak’!

My Grannie’s saved a bit hersel’,She’s three-score year an’ ten,Wha’ll get the profit nane can tell(An’ yet I think I ken!)It’s fules wad cross a rich auld wife,Sae a’ her fleers I tak’,An’ tho’ it’s like to pay me,Richt little guid ’twill dae me,For Annie winna hae meAn’ my he’rt’s near brak’!

Ye’ll mebbe mind the miller’s loonThat was a fair disgrace;His auld dune hat was clour’d abuneAn’ mill-dust on his face.The gowk! He gaed awa to fechtAnd syne cam’ crippl’t back;Yestre’en he passed my GrannieWi’ his left airm bandig’t cannie--But his richt ane happit Annie,An’ my he’rt’s near brak’!

Words in this poem

weel
A kind of trap or snare for fish, made of twigs. Carew. [Prov. E. weel, weal, a wicker basket to catch eels; prob. akin to willow, and so called as made of willow twigs.]
byre n.
A cow house. [N. of Eng.& Scot.] [Cf, Icel. bür pantry, Sw. bur cage,Dan. buur, E.bower.]
auld a.
Old; as, Auld Reekie (old smoky), i. e., Edinburgh. [See Old.]
twill v. i.
To weave, as cloth, so as to produce the appearance of diagonal lines or ribs on the surface. [Scotch tweel; probably from LG. twillen to make double, from twi- two; akin to AS. twi-, E. twi- in twilight. See Twice, and cf. Tweed, Tweel.]
dune n.
A low hill of drifting sand usually formed on the coats, but often carried far inland by the prevailing winds. [The same word as down: cf. D. duin. See Down a bank of sand.]
gowk v. t.
To make a, booby of one); to stupefy. B. Jonson. [See Gawk.]
syne adv.
Afterwards; since; ago. R. of Brunne. [See Since.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

The Wise-Like Chap is in the public domain. This text is taken from Bonnie Joann, and other poems, Project Gutenberg ebook #69484; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

Cite as: Violet Jacob, The Wise-Like Chap, in Bonnie Joann, and Other Poems (1921), text of Project Gutenberg ebook #69484, Laurel, https://laurelpoetry.com/poem/jacob-bonnie-joann/the-wise-like-chap.html, id L21950.

Form and metre

The Wise-Like Chap is 30 lines in 3 stanzas of 10 lines each. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 87%).

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Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 ABAB--CCC- chapA · drinkB · slapA · chinkB · fairm · stack · meC · meC · meC · brak
  2. 2 -A-A--BBB- hersel · tenA · tell · kenA · wife · tak · meB · meB · meB · brak
  3. 3 -A-A--BBB- loon · disgraceA · abune · faceA · fecht · back · grannieB · cannieB · annieB · brak
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
Aye, billies, I’m a wise-like chap,8·/˘·····
I dinna smoke nor drink,6······
And gin I gi’e my poke a slap8········
Ye’ll hear the siller chink.6···/˘·
My feyther has an aicht-pair fairm8········
Weel set wi’ byre an’ stack;7···/˘··
There’s mony will obey me7·/˘·˘/·
An’ tak’ their pattern frae me,7···/˘··
But Annie winna hae me7·/˘····
An’ my he’rt’s near brak’!5·····
My Grannie’s saved a bit hersel’,8·/˘·····
She’s three-score year an’ ten,6······
Wha’ll get the profit nane can tell8···/˘···
(An’ yet I think I ken!)6······
It’s fules wad cross a rich auld wife,8········
Sae a’ her fleers I tak’,6······
An’ tho’ it’s like to pay me,7·······
Richt little guid ’twill dae me,7·/˘····
For Annie winna hae me7·/˘····
An’ my he’rt’s near brak’!5·····
Ye’ll mebbe mind the miller’s loon7····/˘·
That was a fair disgrace;6····˘/
His auld dune hat was clour’d abune8········
An’ mill-dust on his face.6······
The gowk! He gaed awa to fecht8········
And syne cam’ crippl’t back;5·····
Yestre’en he passed my Grannie8····˘···
Wi’ his left airm bandig’t cannie--8········
But his richt ane happit Annie,8······/˘
An’ my he’rt’s near brak’!5·····

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