Turkey

Harry Graham (1874–1936) · 1905

iambic tetrameter · ABABCC · 36 lines · from Verse and Worse

The Sultan of the Purple EastIs quite a cynic, in his way,And really doesn't mind the leastHis nickname of 'Abdul the ----' (Nay!I might perhaps come in for blameIf I divulged this monarch's name.)

The Turk is such a kindly man,But his ideas of sport are crude;He to the poor ArmenianIs not intentionally rude,But still it is his heartless habitTo treat him as we treat the rabbit.

If he wants bracing up a bit,His pleasing little custom isTo take a hatchet and commitA series of atrocities.I should not fancy, after dark,To meet him, say, in Regent's Park.

A deeply married man is he,'Early and often' is his rule;He practises polygamyDirectly after leaving school,And so arranges that his wivesLive happy but secluded lives.

If they attend a public place,They have to do so in disguise,And so conceal one-half their faceThat nothing but a pair of eyesSuggests the hidden charm that lurksBeneath the veils of lady Turks.

Then too in Turkey all the menSmoke water-pipes and cross their legs;They watch their harem as a henThat guards her first attempt at eggs.(If you don't know what harems are,Just run and ask your dear papa.)

Words in this poem

cynic a.
Having the qualities of a surly dog; snarling; captious; currish. [L. cynicus of the sect of Cynics, fr. Gr. Hound.]
turk n.
A member of any of numerous Tartar tribes of Central Asia, etc.; esp., one of the dominant race in Turkey. [Per. Turk; probably of Tartar origin: cf. F. Turc.]
heartless a.
Without a heart.
harem n.
The apartments or portion of the house allotted to females in Mohammedan families. [Ar.haram, orig., anything forbidden of sacred, fr. harama to forbid, prohibit.]
papa n.
A child's word for father. [F. papa, L. papa; cf. Gr. Pope.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Turkey is in the public domain. This text is taken from Verse and Worse, Project Gutenberg ebook #36702; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

Cite as: Harry Graham, Turkey, in Verse and Worse (1905), text of Project Gutenberg ebook #36702, Laurel, https://laurelpoetry.com/poem/graham-verse-and-worse/turkey.html, id L23317.

Form and metre

Turkey is 36 lines in 6 stanzas of 6 lines each. The rhyme scheme is ABABCC, complete in 4 of its 6 stanzas. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 90%).

See other poems in iambic tetrameter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 ABABCC eastA · wayB · leastA · nayB · blameC · nameC
  2. 2 ABABCC manA · crudeB · armenianA · rudeB · habitC · rabbitC
  3. 3 ABABCC bitA · isB · commitA · atrocitiesB · darkC · parkC
  4. 4 -A-ABB he · ruleA · polygamy · schoolA · wivesB · livesB
  5. 5 ABABCC placeA · disguiseB · faceA · eyesB · lurksC · turksC
  6. 6 ABAB-- menA · legsB · henA · eggsB · are · papa
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
The Sultan of the Purple East8·/˘··/˘·
Is quite a cynic, in his way,8···/˘···
And really doesn't mind the least8·/˘/˘···
His nickname of 'Abdul the ----' (Nay!8·/··˘/··
I might perhaps come in for blame8··˘/····
If I divulged this monarch's name.)8··˘/·/··
The Turk is such a kindly man,8·····/˘·
But his ideas of sport are crude;9··˘/˘····
He to the poor Armenian8····˘/˘˘
Is not intentionally rude,8··˘/˘˘˘·
But still it is his heartless habit9·····/˘/˘
To treat him as we treat the rabbit.9·······/˘
If he wants bracing up a bit,8···/˘···
His pleasing little custom is8·/˘/˘/˘·
To take a hatchet and commit8···/˘·˘/
A series of atrocities.8·/˘·˘/˘˘
I should not fancy, after dark,8···/˘···
To meet him, say, in Regent's Park.8·····/˘·
A deeply married man is he,8·/˘/˘···
'Early and often' is his rule;8/˘·/˘···
He practises polygamy8····˘/˘˘
Directly after leaving school,8˘/˘··/˘·
And so arranges that his wives8··˘/˘···
Live happy but secluded lives.8·/˘·˘/˘·
If they attend a public place,8··˘/·/˘·
They have to do so in disguise,8······˘/
And so conceal one-half their face8··˘/····
That nothing but a pair of eyes8·/˘·····
Suggests the hidden charm that lurks8˘/·/˘···
Beneath the veils of lady Turks.8·····/˘·
Then too in Turkey all the men8···/˘···
Smoke water-pipes and cross their legs;8·/˘·····
They watch their harem as a hen8···/˘···
That guards her first attempt at eggs.8····˘/··
(If you don't know what harems are,8·····/˘·
Just run and ask your dear papa.)8······/˘

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