'Don't Look a Gift-Horse in the Mouth'

Harry Graham (1874–1936) · 1905

iambic tetrameter · ABABCC · 36 lines · from Verse and Worse

I knew a man who lived down South;He thought this maxim to defy;He looked a Gift-horse in the Mouth;The Gift-horse bit him in the Eye!And, while the steed enjoyed his bite,My Southern friend mislaid his sight.

Now, had this foolish man, that day,Observed the Gift-horse in the Heel,It might have kicked his brains away,But that's a loss he would not feel;Because, you see (need I explain?),My Southern friend has got no brain.

When any one to you presentsA poodle, or a pocket-knife,A set of Ping-pong instruments,A banjo or a lady-wife,'Tis churlish, as I understand,To grumble that they're second-hand.

And he who termed IngratitudeAs 'worser nor a servant's tooth'Was evidently well imbuedWith all the elements of Truth;(While he who said 'Uneasy liesThe tooth that wears a crown' was wise).

'One must be poor,' George Eliot said,'To know the luxury of giving';So too one really should be deadTo realise the joy of living.(I'd sooner be--I don't know which--I'd like to be alive and rich!)

This book may be a Gift-horse too,And one you surely ought to prize;If so, I beg you, read it through,With kindly and uncaptious eyes,Not grumbling because this particular line doesn't happen to scan,And this one doesn't rhyme!

Words in this poem

defy v. t.
To renounce or dissolve all bonds of affiance, faith, or obligation with; to reject, refuse, or renounce. [F. défier, OF. deffier, desfier, LL. disfidare to disown faith or fidelity, to dissolve the bond of allegiance, as between the vassal and his lord; hence, to ch]
steed n.
A horse, especially a spirited horse for state of war; -- used chiefly in poetry or stately prose. [OE. stede, AS. steda a stud-horse, war horse, fr. stod a stud of breeding steeds; akin to G. stute a mare, Icel. stedda, sto, a stud. *163. See Stud of horses.]
poodle n.
A breed of dogs having curly hair, and often showing remarkable intelligence in the performance of tricks. [G. pudel.]
ping n.
The sound made by a bullet in striking a solid object or in passing through the air. [Probably of imitative origin.]
banjo n.
A stringed musical instrument having a head and neck like the guitar, and its body like a tambourine. It has five strings, and is played with the fingers and hands.
grumble v. i.
To murmur or mutter with discontent; to make ill-natured complaints in a low voice and a surly manner. [Cf. LG. grummeln, grumman, D. grommelen, grommen, and F. grommeler, of German origin; cf. W. grwm, murmur, grumble, surly. sq. root35. Cf. Grum, Grim.]
ingratitude n.
Want of gratitude; insensibility to, forgetfulness of, or ill return for, kindness or favors received; unthankfulness; ungratefulness. [F. ingratitude, L. ingratitudo. See Ingrate.]
realise v. t.
To make real; to convert from the imaginary or fictitious into the actual; to bring into concrete existence; to accomplish; as, to realize a scheme or project. [Cf. F. réaliser.]
ought p. p.
Was or were under obligation to pay; owed. [Orig. the preterit of the verb to owe. OE. oughte, aughte, ahte, AS. ahte. sq. root110. See Owe.]
scan v. t.
To mount by steps; to go through with step by step. [L. scandere, scansum, to climb, to scan, akin to Skr. skand to spring, leap: cf. F. scander. Cf. Ascend, Descend, Scale a ladder.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

'Don't Look a Gift-Horse in the Mouth' is in the public domain. This text is taken from Verse and Worse, Project Gutenberg ebook #36702; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

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Form and metre

'Don't Look a Gift-Horse in the Mouth' is 36 lines in 6 stanzas of 6 lines each. The rhyme scheme is ABABCC, complete in 4 of its 6 stanzas. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 86%).

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Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 ABABCC southA · defyB · mouthA · eyeB · biteC · sightC
  2. 2 ABABCC dayA · heelB · awayA · feelB · explainC · brainC
  3. 3 -A-ABB presents · knifeA · instruments · wifeA · understandB · handB
  4. 4 ABABCC ingratitudeA · toothB · imbuedA · truthB · liesC · wiseC
  5. 5 ABABCC saidA · givingB · deadA · livingB · whichC · richC
  6. 6 ABAB-- tooA · prizeB · throughA · eyesB · scan · rhyme
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
I knew a man who lived down South;8········
He thought this maxim to defy;8···/˘·˘/
He looked a Gift-horse in the Mouth;8········
The Gift-horse bit him in the Eye!8········
And, while the steed enjoyed his bite,8····˘/··
My Southern friend mislaid his sight.8·/˘·˘/··
Now, had this foolish man, that day,8···/˘···
Observed the Gift-horse in the Heel,8˘/······
It might have kicked his brains away,8······˘/
But that's a loss he would not feel;8········
Because, you see (need I explain?),8······˘/
My Southern friend has got no brain.8·/˘·····
When any one to you presents8·/˘···˘/
A poodle, or a pocket-knife,8·/˘··/˘·
A set of Ping-pong instruments,8·····/˘˘
A banjo or a lady-wife,8·/···/˘·
'Tis churlish, as I understand,8·/˘···˘/
To grumble that they're second-hand.8·/˘··/˘·
And he who termed Ingratitude8····˘/˘˘
As 'worser nor a servant's tooth'8·/˘··/˘·
Was evidently well imbued8·/˘˘˘·˘/
With all the elements of Truth;8···/˘˘··
(While he who said 'Uneasy lies8····˘/˘·
The tooth that wears a crown' was wise).8········
'One must be poor,' George Eliot said,8·····/˘·
'To know the luxury of giving';9···/˘˘·/˘
So too one really should be dead8···/˘···
To realise the joy of living.8·/····/˘
(I'd sooner be--I don't know which--8·/˘·····
I'd like to be alive and rich!)8····˘/··
This book may be a Gift-horse too,8········
And one you surely ought to prize;8···/˘···
If so, I beg you, read it through,8········
With kindly and uncaptious eyes,8·/˘·····
Not grumbling because this particular line doesn't happen to scan,16·/˘···˘/˘·/˘/˘··
And this one doesn't rhyme!6···/˘·

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