Carmen XII: To M. Asinius Who Stole Napery

Catullus (84 BC–54 BC), translated by Richard Burton · 1894

iambic pentameter · 17 lines · from The Carmina

Marrucinus Asinius! ill thou usestThat hand sinistral in thy wit and wineFilching the napkins of more heedless hosts.Dost find this funny? Fool it passeth theeHow 'tis a sordid deed, a sorry jest.Dost misbelieve me? Trust to Pollio,Thy brother, ready to compound such theftsE'en at a talent's cost; for he's a youthIn speech past master and in fair pleasantries.Of hendecasyllabics hundreds threeTherefore expect thou, or return forthrightLinens whose loss affects me not for worthBut as mementoes of a comrade mine.For napkins Saetaban from Ebro-landFabullus sent me a free-giftie givenAlso Veranius: these perforce I loveE'en as my Veraniolus and Fabullus.

Words in this poem

funny a.
Droll; comical; amusing; laughable. Funny bone. See crazy bone, under Crazy. [From Fun.]
sordid a.
Filthy; foul; dirty. [L. sordidus, fr. sordere to be filthy or dirty; probably akin to E. swart: cf. F. sordide. See Swart, a.]
jest n.
A deed; an action; a gest. [OE. jeste, geste, deed, action, story, tale, OF. geste, LL. gesta, orig., exploits, neut. pl. from L. gestus, p. p. of gerere to bear, carry, accomplish, perfor]
misbelieve v. i.
To believe erroneously, or in a false religion.
expect v. t.
To wait for; to await. [L. expectatum, to look out for, await, expect; ex + out spectare to look at. See Spectacle.]
forthright adv.
Straight forward; in a straight direction. Sir P. [Forth, adv. + right, adv.]
perforce v. t.
To force; to compel.

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Carmen XII: To M. Asinius Who Stole Napery is in the public domain. This text is taken from The Carmina, Project Gutenberg ebook #20732, the Richard Burton translation; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

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Form and metre

Carmen XII: To M. Asinius Who Stole Napery is 17 lines in a single stanza. The metre is iambic pentameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 83%). 85% of its stressed syllables fall where the metre puts the beat. The lines average 10.2 syllables. 3 lines end on an unstressed syllable, a feminine ending. 65% of the lines run on without a stop at the line end.

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Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 AB-CA----C--B-B-- usestA · wineB · hosts · theeC · jestA · pollio · thefts · youth · pleasantries · threeC · forthright · worth · mineB · land · givenB · love · fabullus
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic pentameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
Marrucinus Asinius! ill thou usest11···········
That hand sinistral in thy wit and wine10··/˘˘·····
Filching the napkins of more heedless hosts.10/˘·/˘··/˘·
Dost find this funny? Fool it passeth thee10···/˘··/˘·
How 'tis a sordid deed, a sorry jest.10···/˘··/˘·
Dost misbelieve me? Trust to Pollio,10·······/˘˘
Thy brother, ready to compound such thefts10·/˘/˘·˘/··
E'en at a talent's cost; for he's a youth10···/˘·····
In speech past master and in fair pleasantries.11···/˘···/˘˘
Of hendecasyllabics hundreds three10·······/˘·
Therefore expect thou, or return forthright10··˘/··˘///
Linens whose loss affects me not for worth10/˘··˘/····
But as mementoes of a comrade mine.10··˘/˘··/··
For napkins Saetaban from Ebro-land10·/˘····/··
Fabullus sent me a free-giftie given11·········/˘
Also Veranius: these perforce I love10/˘····˘/··
E'en as my Veraniolus and Fabullus.11···········

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