The New Church Organ

Will Carleton (1845–1912) · 1873

iambic tetrameter · ABABCDCDEFEF · 96 lines · from Farm Ballads

They 've got a brand-new organ, Sue,For all their fuss and search;They've done just as they said they'd do,And fetched it into church.They're bound the critter shall be seen,And on the preacher's rightThey've hoisted up their new machine,In every body's sight.They've got a chorister and choir,Ag'in' my voice and vote;For it was never my desire,To praise the Lord by note!

I've been a sister good an' trueFor five-an'-thirty year;I've done what seemed my part to do,An' prayed my duty clear;I've sung the hymns both slow and quick,Just as the preacher read,And twice, when Deacon Tubbs was sick,I took the fork an' led!And now, their bold, new-fangled waysIs comin' all about;And I, right in my latter days,Am fairly crowded out!

To-day the preacher, good old dear,With tears all in his eyes,Read, "I can read my title clearTo mansions in the skies."I al'ays liked that blessed hymn--I s'pose I al'ays will;It somehow gratifies my whim,In good old Ortonville;But when that choir got up to sing,I couldn't catch a word;They sung the most dog-gondest thingA body ever heard!

Some worldly chaps was standin' near;An' when I see them grin,I bid farewell to every fear,And boldly waded in.I thought I'd chase their tune along,An' tried with all my might;But though my voice is good an' strong,I couldn't steer it right;When they was high, then I was low,An' also contrawise;An' I too fast, or they too slow,To "mansions in the skies."

An' after every verse, you know,They play a little tune;I didn't understand, an' soI started in too soon.I pitched it pretty middlin' high,I fetched a lusty tone,But oh, alas! I found that IWas singin' there alone!They laughed a little, I am told;But I had done my best;And not a wave of trouble rolledAcross my peaceful breast.

And Sister Brown--I could but look--She sits right front of me;She never was no singin'-book,An' never went to be;But then she al'ays tried to doThe best she could, she said;She understood the time right through,An' kep' it with her head;But when she tried this mornin', oh,I had to laugh, or cough!It kep' her head a-bobbin' so,It e'en a'most came off!

An' Deacon Tubbs--he all broke down,As one might well suppose;He took one look at Sister Brown,And meekly scratched his nose.He looked his hymn-book through and through,And laid it on the seat,And then a pensive sigh he drew,And looked completely beat.An' when they took another bout,He didn't even rise;But drawed his red bandanner out,An' wiped his weepin' eyes.

I've been a sister, good an' true,For five-an'-thirty year;I've done what seemed my part to do,An' prayed my duty clear;But Death will stop my voice, I know,For he is on my track;And some day I to church will go,And never more come back;And when the folks gets up to sing--Whene'er that time shall be--I do not want no patent thingA-squealin' over me!

Words in this poem

fuss n.
A tumult; a bustle; unnecessary or annoying ado about trifles. [Cf. Fusome.]
shall v. i.
To owe; to be under obligation for. [OE. shal, schal, imp. sholde, scholde, AS. scal, sceal, I am obliged, imp. scolde, sceolde, inf. sculan; akin to OS. skulan, pres. skal, imp. skolda, D. zullen,]
fairly adv.
In a fairmanner; clearly; openly; plainly; fully; distinctly; frankly.
somehow adv.
In one way or another; in some way not yet known or designated; by some means; as, the thing must be done somehow; he lives somehow.
grin n.
A snare; a gin. [AS. grin.]
boldly adv.
In a bold manner. [AS. bealdlice.]
went n.
Course; way; path; journey; direction.
broke v. i.
To transact business for another. Brome. [See Broker, and cf. Brook.]
meekly adv.
In a meek manner.
folks n.
In Anglo-Saxon times, the people of a group of townships or villages; a community; a tribe. [AS. folc; akin to D. volk, OS. & OHG. folk, G. volk, Icel. f, Sw. & Dan. folk, Lith. pulkas crowd, and perh. to E. follow.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

The New Church Organ is in the public domain. This text is taken from Farm Ballads, Project Gutenberg ebook #9500; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

Cite as: Will Carleton, The New Church Organ, in Farm Ballads (1873), text of Project Gutenberg ebook #9500, Laurel, https://laurelpoetry.com/poem/carleton-farm-ballads/the-new-church-organ.html, id L23279.

Form and metre

The New Church Organ is 96 lines in 8 stanzas of 12 lines each. Every stanza rhymes ABABCDCDEFEF. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 92%).

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Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 ABABCDCDEFEF sueA · searchB · doA · churchB · seenC · rightD · machineC · sightD · choirE · voteF · desireE · noteF
  2. 2 ABABCDCDEFEF trueA · yearB · doA · clearB · quickC · readD · sickC · ledD · waysE · aboutF · daysE · outF
  3. 3 ABABCDCDEFEF dearA · eyesB · clearA · skiesB · hymnC · willD · whimC · ortonvilleD · singE · wordF · thingE · heardF
  4. 4 ABABCDCDEFEF nearA · grinB · fearA · inB · alongC · mightD · strongC · rightD · lowE · contrawiseF · slowE · skiesF
  5. 5 ABABCDCDEFEF knowA · tuneB · soA · soonB · highC · toneD · iC · aloneD · toldE · bestF · rolledE · breastF
  6. 6 ABABCDCDEFEF lookA · meB · bookA · beB · doC · saidD · throughC · headD · ohE · coughF · soE · offF
  7. 7 ABABCDCDEFEF downA · supposeB · brownA · noseB · throughC · seatD · drewC · beatD · boutE · riseF · outE · eyesF
  8. 8 ABABCDCDEFEF trueA · yearB · doA · clearB · knowC · trackD · goC · backD · singE · beF · thingE · meF
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
They 've got a brand-new organ, Sue,9······/˘·
For all their fuss and search;6······
They've done just as they said they'd do,8········
And fetched it into church.6······
They're bound the critter shall be seen,8···/˘···
And on the preacher's right6···/˘·
They've hoisted up their new machine,8·/˘···˘/
In every body's sight.7·/˘˘/˘·
They've got a chorister and choir,9···/˘˘·/˘
Ag'in' my voice and vote;6˘/····
For it was never my desire,9···/˘·˘/˘
To praise the Lord by note!6······
I've been a sister good an' true8···/˘···
For five-an'-thirty year;6···/˘·
I've done what seemed my part to do,8········
An' prayed my duty clear;6···/˘·
I've sung the hymns both slow and quick,8········
Just as the preacher read,6···/˘·
And twice, when Deacon Tubbs was sick,8···/˘···
I took the fork an' led!6······
And now, their bold, new-fangled ways8·····/˘·
Is comin' all about;6·/˘···
And I, right in my latter days,8·····/˘·
Am fairly crowded out!6·/˘/˘·
To-day the preacher, good old dear,8···/˘···
With tears all in his eyes,6······
Read, "I can read my title clear8·····/˘·
To mansions in the skies."6·/˘···
I al'ays liked that blessed hymn--7·······
I s'pose I al'ays will;6······
It somehow gratifies my whim,8·/·/˘···
In good old Ortonville;7·······
But when that choir got up to sing,9···/˘····
I couldn't catch a word;6·/˘···
They sung the most dog-gondest thing8·····/˘·
A body ever heard!6·/˘/˘·
Some worldly chaps was standin' near;8·/˘··/˘·
An' when I see them grin,6······
I bid farewell to every fear,9···/·/˘˘·
And boldly waded in.6·/˘/˘·
I thought I'd chase their tune along,8······˘/
An' tried with all my might;6······
But though my voice is good an' strong,8········
I couldn't steer it right;6·/˘···
When they was high, then I was low,8········
An' also contrawise;6·/˘···
An' I too fast, or they too slow,8········
To "mansions in the skies."6·/˘···
An' after every verse, you know,9···/˘˘···
They play a little tune;6···/˘·
I didn't understand, an' so8·/˘·˘/··
I started in too soon.6·/˘···
I pitched it pretty middlin' high,8···/˘···
I fetched a lusty tone,6···/˘·
But oh, alas! I found that I8··˘/····
Was singin' there alone!6·/˘·˘/
They laughed a little, I am told;8···/˘···
But I had done my best;6······
And not a wave of trouble rolled8·····/˘·
Across my peaceful breast.6˘/·/˘·
And Sister Brown--I could but look--8·/˘·····
She sits right front of me;6······
She never was no singin'-book,8·/˘··/˘·
An' never went to be;6·/˘···
But then she al'ays tried to do8········
The best she could, she said;6······
She understood the time right through,8··˘/····
An' kep' it with her head;6······
But when she tried this mornin', oh,8········
I had to laugh, or cough!6······
It kep' her head a-bobbin' so,8·····/˘·
It e'en a'most came off!6······
An' Deacon Tubbs--he all broke down,8·/˘·····
As one might well suppose;6····˘/
He took one look at Sister Brown,8·····/˘·
And meekly scratched his nose.6·/˘···
He looked his hymn-book through and through,8········
And laid it on the seat,6······
And then a pensive sigh he drew,8···/˘···
And looked completely beat.6··˘/˘·
An' when they took another bout,8····˘/˘·
He didn't even rise;6·/˘/˘·
But drawed his red bandanner out,8········
An' wiped his weepin' eyes.6······
I've been a sister, good an' true,8···/˘···
For five-an'-thirty year;6···/˘·
I've done what seemed my part to do,8········
An' prayed my duty clear;6···/˘·
But Death will stop my voice, I know,8········
For he is on my track;6······
And some day I to church will go,8········
And never more come back;6·/˘···
And when the folks gets up to sing--8········
Whene'er that time shall be--7·······
I do not want no patent thing8·····/˘·
A-squealin' over me!6······

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