An Average

Ambrose Bierce (1842–1914) · 1903

iambic tetrameter · 9 lines · from Shapes of Clay

I ne'er could be entirely fondOf any maiden who's a blonde,And no brunette that e'er I sawHad charms my heart's wholewarmth to draw.

Yet sure no girl was ever madeJust half of light and half of shade.And so, this happy mean to get,I love a blonde and a brunette.

Words in this poem

blonde a.
Of a fair color; light-colored; as, blond hair; a blond complexion. [F., fair, light, of uncertain origin; cf. AS. blonden-feax gray-haired, old, prop. blended-haired, as a mixture of white and brown or black. See Blend, v. t.]
brunette n.
A girl or woman with a somewhat brown or dark complexion. [F. brunet, brunette, brownish, dim. of brun, brune, brown, fr. OHG. br. See Brown, a.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

An Average is in the public domain. This text is taken from Shapes of Clay (1903), Project Gutenberg ebook #12658; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

Cite as: Ambrose Bierce, An Average, in Shapes of Clay (1903), text of Project Gutenberg ebook #12658, Laurel, https://laurelpoetry.com/poem/bierce-shapes-of-clay/an-average.html, id L28085.

Form and metre

An Average is 9 lines in 2 stanzas. The metre is iambic tetrameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 92%).

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Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 AAB-B fondA · blondeA · sawB · whole · drawB
  2. 2 AABB madeA · shadeA · getB · brunetteB
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic tetrameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
I ne'er could be entirely fond8····˘/˘·
Of any maiden who's a blonde,8·/˘/˘···
And no brunette that e'er I saw8··˘/····
Had charms my heart's whole5·····
warmth to draw.3···
Yet sure no girl was ever made8·····/˘·
Just half of light and half of shade.8········
And so, this happy mean to get,8···/˘···
I love a blonde and a brunette.8······˘/

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