Carthy Knocked Out Some Teeth from His News-Boy

Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) · 1710–1745

iambic tetrameter · rhyming couplets · 15 lines · from Poems, Volume II

I must confess that I was somewhat warm,I broke his teeth, but where's the mighty harm?My work he said could ne'er afford him meat,And teeth are useless where there's nought to eat!

On his sending about specimens to force people to subscribe to hisLonginus.

Thus vagrant beggars, to extortBy charity a mean support,Their sores and putrid ulcers show,And shock our sense till we bestow.

On his accusing Mr. Dunkin for not publishing his book of Poems.

How different from thine is Dunkin's lot!Thou'rt curst for publishing, and he for not.

So witches bent on bad pursuits,Assume the shapes of filthy brutes.

Words in this poem

broke v. i.
To transact business for another. Brome. [See Broker, and cf. Brook.]
subscribe v. t.
To write underneath, as one's name; to sign (one's name) to a document. [L. subscribere, subscriptum; sub under + scribere to write: cf. F. souscrire. See Scribe.]
curst a.
Froward; malignant; mischievous; malicious; snarling. [SeeCurse.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

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Form and metre

Carthy Knocked Out Some Teeth from His News-Boy is 15 lines in 6 verse paragraphs. It is in rhyming couplets, 53% of the lines. 90% of its stressed syllables fall where the metre puts the beat. The lines average 9.6 syllables. 1 line ends on an unstressed syllable, a feminine ending. 13% of the lines run on without a stop at the line end.

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Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 --AA warm · harm · meatA · eatA
  2. 3 AABB extortA · supportA · showB · bestowB
  3. 5 AA lotA · notA
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
I must confess that I was somewhat warm,10··˘/···//·
I broke his teeth, but where's the mighty harm?10·······/˘·
My work he said could ne'er afford him meat,10······˘/··
And teeth are useless where there's nought to eat!10···/˘·····
On his sending about specimens to force people to subscribe to his17··/˘··/˘··/˘·˘/··
Longinus.3···
Thus vagrant beggars, to extort8·/˘/˘·˘/
By charity a mean support,8·/˘˘··˘/
Their sores and putrid ulcers show,8···/˘/˘·
And shock our sense till we bestow.8··/···˘/
On his accusing Mr. Dunkin for not publishing his book of Poems.18··˘/˘/˘/˘··/˘···/˘
How different from thine is Dunkin's lot!9·/˘···/˘·
Thou'rt curst for publishing, and he for not.9···/˘····
So witches bent on bad pursuits,8·/˘···˘/
Assume the shapes of filthy brutes.8˘/···/˘·

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