On a Curate's Complaint of Hard Duty

Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) · 1727

iambic pentameter · 17 lines · from On Poetry: A Rhapsody, and Other Poems

I marched three miles through scorching sand,With zeal in heart, and notes in hand;I rode four more to Great St. Mary,Using four legs, when two were weary:To three fair virgins I did tie men,In the close bands of pleasing Hymen;I dipp'd two babes in holy water,And purified their mother after.Within an hour and eke a half,I preach'd three congregations deaf;Where, thundering out, with lungs long-winded,I chopp'd so fast, that few there minded.My emblem, the laborious sun,Saw all these mighty labours doneBefore one race of his was run.All this perform'd by Robert Hewit:What mortal else could e'er go through it!

Words in this poem

scorching a.
Burning; parching or shriveling with heat.
rode n.
Redness; complexion. [See Rud.]
hymen n.
A fold of muscous membrane often found at the orifice of the vagina; the vaginal membrane.
thundering a.
Emitting thunder.

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

On a Curate's Complaint of Hard Duty is in the public domain. This text is taken from The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1, Project Gutenberg ebook #14353; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

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Form and metre

On a Curate's Complaint of Hard Duty is 17 lines in a single stanza. The metre is iambic pentameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 87%).

See other poems in iambic pentameter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 AA--BB----CCDDD-- sandA · handA · mary · weary · menB · hymenB · water · after · half · deaf · windedC · mindedC · sunD · doneD · runD · hewit · it
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic pentameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
I marched three miles through scorching sand,8·····/˘·
With zeal in heart, and notes in hand;8········
I rode four more to Great St. Mary,9·······/˘
Using four legs, when two were weary:9/˘·····/˘
To three fair virgins I did tie men,9···/˘····
In the close bands of pleasing Hymen;9·····/˘/˘
I dipp'd two babes in holy water,9·····/˘/˘
And purified their mother after.9·/˘··/˘··
Within an hour and eke a half,8···/····
I preach'd three congregations deaf;8····˘/˘·
Where, thundering out, with lungs long-winded,9·/˘····/˘
I chopp'd so fast, that few there minded.9·······/˘
My emblem, the laborious sun,8·/˘·˘/˘·
Saw all these mighty labours done8···/˘/˘·
Before one race of his was run.8········
All this perform'd by Robert Hewit:9··˘/·/˘··
What mortal else could e'er go through it!9·/˘······

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