Joan Cudgels Ned

Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) · 1727

iambic pentameter · heroic couplets · 6 lines · from On Poetry: A Rhapsody, and Other Poems

Joan cudgels Ned, yet Ned's a bully;Will cudgels Bess, yet Will's a cully.Die Ned and Bess; give Will to Joan,She dares not say her life's her own.Die Joan and Will; give Bess to Ned,And every day she combs his head.

Words in this poem

cully n.
A person easily deceived, tricked, or imposed on; a mean dupe; a gull. [Abbrev. fr. cullion.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Joan Cudgels Ned is in the public domain. This text is taken from The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1, Project Gutenberg ebook #14353; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

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Form and metre

Joan Cudgels Ned is 6 lines in a single stanza. It is in rhyming couplets, 67% of the lines: heroic couplets. The metre is iambic pentameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 90%).

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Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 --AABB bully · cully · joanA · ownA · nedB · headB
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic pentameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
Joan cudgels Ned, yet Ned's a bully;9·/˘····/˘
Will cudgels Bess, yet Will's a cully.9·/˘····/˘
Die Ned and Bess; give Will to Joan,8········
She dares not say her life's her own.8········
Die Joan and Will; give Bess to Ned,8········
And every day she combs his head.8·/˘·····

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