Directions for Finding the Bard

Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) · 1928

trochaic trimeter · 32 lines · from Sunset Gun

Would you see what I’m like,This is what to do:Drowse and take your time, likeCamels in a zoo.Sit you where you are, son;Rest you where you lie;I am never far, son,—I’ll be coming by.Watch for Trouble, walkingAll along his course,Stepping high and stalkingLike a funeral horse.See his little friend, there,Knee beside his knee;There’s your search’s end, there,—That’ll be me!

Would you want to see me,This is what to try:Stretch you, sweet and dreamy,Looking at the sky.Watch for Gloom, a-wheelingBlack across the sun,Gibbering and squealing—All the crows in one.See a little speck, there,Side against his side,Sticking at his neck, there;Going for the ride;Dropping, does he drop, son;Looping with him, maybe.Let your seeking stop, son,—That’ll be Baby!

Words in this poem

drowse v. i.
To sleep imperfectly or unsoundly; to slumber; to be heavy with sleepiness; to doze. [AS. dr, dr, to sink, become slow or inactive; cf. OD. droosen to be sleepy, fall asleep, LG. dr, druusken, to slumber, fall down with a noise; prob, akin to AS.]
dreamy a.
Abounding in dreams or given to dreaming; appropriate to, or like, dreams; visionary.
looping n.
The running together of the matter of an ore into a mass, when the ore is only heated for calcination. [Cf. D. loopen to run. Cf. Loop a mass of iron, Leap.]
maybe adv.
Perhaps; possibly; peradventure. [For it may be.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Directions for Finding the Bard is in the public domain. This text is taken from Sunset Gun: Poems (Boni & Liveright, 1928), English Wikisource; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

Cite as: Dorothy Parker, Directions for Finding the Bard, in Sunset Gun (1928), text of English Wikisource, Laurel, https://laurelpoetry.com/poem/parker-sunset-gun/directions-for-finding-the-bard.html, id L27467.

Form and metre

Directions for Finding the Bard is 32 lines in 2 stanzas of 16 lines each. The metre is trochaic trimeter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 93%).

See other poems in trochaic trimeter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 ABABCDCDEFEFGHGH likeA · doB · likeA · zooB · sonC · lieD · sonC · byD · walkingE · courseF · stalkingE · horseF · thereG · kneeH · thereG · meH
  2. 2 AA-ABCBCDEDECFCF meA · tryA · dreamy · skyA · wheelingB · sunC · squealingB · oneC · thereD · sideE · thereD · rideE · sonC · maybeF · sonC · babyF
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against trochaic trimeter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
Would you see what I’m like,6······
This is what to do:5·····
Drowse and take your time, like6······
Camels in a zoo.5/˘···
Sit you where you are, son;6······
Rest you where you lie;5·····
I am never far, son,—6··/˘··
I’ll be coming by.5··/˘·
Watch for Trouble, walking6··/˘/˘
All along his course,5·˘/··
Stepping high and stalking6/˘··/˘
Like a funeral horse.6··/˘˘·
See his little friend, there,6··/˘··
Knee beside his knee;5·˘/··
There’s your search’s end, there,—6··/˘··
That’ll be me!4/˘··
Would you want to see me,6······
This is what to try:5·····
Stretch you, sweet and dreamy,6····/˘
Looking at the sky.5/˘···
Watch for Gloom, a-wheeling6····/˘
Black across the sun,5·˘/··
Gibbering and squealing—6····/˘
All the crows in one.5·····
See a little speck, there,6··/˘··
Side against his side,5·····
Sticking at his neck, there;6/˘····
Going for the ride;5/˘···
Dropping, does he drop, son;6/˘····
Looping with him, maybe.6/˘··/˘
Let your seeking stop, son,—6··/˘··
That’ll be Baby!5/˘·/˘

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