The Immortals

Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) · 1926

iambic pentameter · 14 lines · from Enough Rope

If you should sail for Trebizond, or die,Or cry another name in your first sleep,Or see me board a train, and fail to sigh,Appropriately, I'd clutch my breast and weep.And you, if I should wander through the door,Or sin, or seek a nunnery, or saveMy lips and give my cheek, would tread the floorAnd aptly mention poison and the grave.

Therefore the mooning world is gratified,Quoting how prettily we sigh and swear;And you and I, correctly side by side,Shall live as lovers when our bones are bare;And though we lie forever enemies,Shall rank with Abélard and Héloïse.

Words in this poem

appropriately adv.
In an appropriate or proper manner; fitly; properly.
nunnery n.
A house in which nuns reside; a cloister or convent in which women reside for life, under religious vows. See Cloister, and Convent. [OE. nonnerie, OF. nonerie, F. nonnerie, fr. nonne nun, L. nonna. See Nun.]
aptly adv.
In an apt or suitable manner; fitly; properly; pertinently; appropriately; readily.
gratified a.
Pleased; indulged according to desire.
prettily adv.
In a pretty manner.
shall v. i.
To owe; to be under obligation for. [OE. shal, schal, imp. sholde, scholde, AS. scal, sceal, I am obliged, imp. scolde, sceolde, inf. sculan; akin to OS. skulan, pres. skal, imp. skolda, D. zullen,]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

The Immortals is in the public domain. This text is taken from Enough Rope: Poems, Project Gutenberg ebook #68353; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

Cite as: Dorothy Parker, The Immortals, in Enough Rope (1926), text of Project Gutenberg ebook #68353, Laurel, https://laurelpoetry.com/poem/parker-enough-rope/the-immortals.html, id L27348.

Form and metre

The Immortals is 14 lines in 2 stanzas. The metre is iambic pentameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 88%).

See other poems in iambic pentameter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 ABABCDCD dieA · sleepB · sighA · weepB · doorC · saveD · floorC · graveD
  2. 2 ABAB-- gratifiedA · swearB · sideA · bareB · enemies · héloïse
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic pentameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
If you should sail for Trebizond, or die,10··········
Or cry another name in your first sleep,10··˘/˘·····
Or see me board a train, and fail to sigh,10··········
Appropriately, I'd clutch my breast and weep.10˘/˘˘······
And you, if I should wander through the door,10·····/˘···
Or sin, or seek a nunnery, or save10·····/˘˘··
My lips and give my cheek, would tread the floor10··········
And aptly mention poison and the grave.10·/˘/˘/˘···
Therefore the mooning world is gratified,10···/˘··/˘·
Quoting how prettily we sigh and swear;10/˘·/˘˘····
And you and I, correctly side by side,10····˘/˘···
Shall live as lovers when our bones are bare;10···/˘·/···
And though we lie forever enemies,10····˘/˘/˘˘
Shall rank with Abélard and Héloïse.9·········

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