Halfway Down

A. A. Milne (1882–1956) · 1924

iambic dimeter · 24 lines · from When We Were Very Young

Halfway down the stairsIs a stairWhere I sit.There isn’t anyOther stairQuite likeIt.I’m not at the bottom,I’m not at the top;So this is the stairWhereI alwaysStop.

Halfway up the stairsIsn’t up,And isn’t down.It isn’t in the nursery,It isn’t in the town.And all sorts of funny thoughtsRun round my head:“It isn’t reallyAnywhere!It’s somewhere elseInstead!”

Words in this poem

nursery n.
The act of nursing. [Cf. F. nourricerie.]
funny a.
Droll; comical; amusing; laughable. Funny bone. See crazy bone, under Crazy. [From Fun.]
somewhere adv.
In some place unknown or not specified; in one place or another.

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Halfway Down is in the public domain. This text is taken from When We Were Very Young, Project Gutenberg ebook #70271; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

Cite as: A. A. Milne, Halfway Down, in When We Were Very Young (1924), text of Project Gutenberg ebook #70271, Laurel, https://laurelpoetry.com/poem/milne-when-we-were-very-young/halfway-down.html, id L27209.

Form and metre

Halfway Down is 24 lines in 2 stanzas. The metre is iambic dimeter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 90%).

See other poems in iambic dimeter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 -AB-A-B-CAA-C stairs · stairA · sitB · any · stairA · like · itB · bottom · topC · stairA · whereA · always · stopC
  2. 2 --A-A-B---B stairs · up · downA · nursery · townA · thoughts · headB · really · anywhere · else · insteadB
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic dimeter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
Halfway down the stairs5//···
Is a stair3···
Where I sit.3···
There isn’t any5·/˘/˘
Other stair3/˘·
Quite like2··
It.1·
I’m not at the bottom,6····/˘
I’m not at the top;5·····
So this is the stair5·····
Where1·
I always3·/·
Stop.1·
Halfway up the stairs5//···
Isn’t up,3/˘·
And isn’t down.4·/˘·
It isn’t in the nursery,8·/˘··/˘˘
It isn’t in the town.6·/˘···
And all sorts of funny thoughts7····/˘·
Run round my head:4····
“It isn’t really5·/˘/˘
Anywhere!3/˘·
It’s somewhere else4·/··
Instead!”2˘/

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