Professor Newcomer

Edgar Lee Masters (1868–1950) · 1915

iambic pentameter · unrhymed · 16 lines · from Spoon River Anthology

Everyone laughed at Col. PrichardFor buying an engine so powerfulThat it wrecked itself, and wrecked the grinderHe ran it with.But here is a joke of cosmic size:The urge of nature that made a manEvolve from his brain a spiritual life—Oh miracle of the world!—The very same brain with which the ape and wolfGet food and shelter and procreate themselves.Nature has made man do this,In a world where she gives him nothing to doAfter all—(though the strength of his soul goes roundIn a futile waste of power.To gear itself to the mills of the gods)—But get food and shelter and procreate himself!

Words in this poem

everyone n.
Everybody; -- commonly separated, every one. [OE. everychon.]
grinder n.
One who, or that which, grinds.
cosmic a.
Pertaining to the universe, and having special reference to universal law or order, or to the one grand harmonious system of things; hence; harmonious; orderly. [Gr. kosmiko`s of the world, fr. ko`smos: cf. F. cosmique. See Cosmos.]
evolve v. t.
To unfold or unroll; to open and expand; to disentangle and exhibit clearly and satisfactorily; to develop; to derive; to educe. [L. evolvere, evolutum; e out + volvere to roll. See Voluble.]
futile a.
Talkative; loquacious; tattling. [L. futilis that easily pours out, that easily lets loose, vain, worthless, from the root of fundere to pour out: cf. F. futile. See Fuse, v. t.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Professor Newcomer is in the public domain. This text is taken from Spoon River Anthology, Project Gutenberg ebook #1280; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

Cite as: Edgar Lee Masters, Professor Newcomer, in Spoon River Anthology (1915), text of Project Gutenberg ebook #1280, Laurel, https://laurelpoetry.com/poem/masters-spoon-river/professor-newcomer.html, id L07856.

Form and metre

Professor Newcomer is 16 lines in a single verse paragraph. It is unrhymed, as far as the pronouncing dictionary can tell. The metre is iambic pentameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 74%). 88% of its stressed syllables fall where the metre puts the beat. The lines average 9.3 syllables. 4 lines end on an unstressed syllable, a feminine ending. 44% of the lines run on without a stop at the line end.

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Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic pentameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
Everyone laughed at Col. Prichard8/˘····/˘
For buying an engine so powerful10·/˘·/˘·/˘˘
That it wrecked itself, and wrecked the grinder10···˘/···/˘
He ran it with.4····
But here is a joke of cosmic size:9······/˘·
The urge of nature that made a man9···/˘····
Evolve from his brain a spiritual life—11˘/····/˘˘˘·
Oh miracle of the world!—7·/˘˘···
The very same brain with which the ape and wolf11·/˘········
Get food and shelter and procreate themselves.11···/˘·/˘/˘/
Nature has made man do this,7/˘·····
In a world where she gives him nothing to do11·······/˘··
After all—(though the strength of his soul goes round11···········
In a futile waste of power.8··/˘··/˘
To gear itself to the mills of the gods)—10··˘/······
But get food and shelter and procreate himself!12····/˘·/˘/˘/

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