Love, with a Witness

Thomas Hood (1799–1845) · 1827–1845

anapaestic common measure · ABAB · 16 lines · from Poems

He has shav’d off his whiskers and blacken’d his brows,Wears a patch and a wig of false hair,--But it’s him--Oh it’s him!--we exchanged lovers’ vows,When I lived up in Cavendish Square.

He had beautiful eyes, and his lips were the same,And his voice was as soft as a flute--Like a Lord or a Marquis he look’d when he came,To make love in his master’s best suit.

If I lived for a thousand long years from my birth,I shall never forget what he told;How he lov’d me beyond the rich women of earth,With their jewels and silver and gold?

When he kiss’d me and bade me adieu with a sigh,By the light of the sweetest of moons,Oh how little I dreamt I was bidding good-byeTo my Missis’s tea-pot and spoons!

Words in this poem

cavendish n.
Leaf tobacco softened, sweetened, and pressed into plugs or cakes. Cut cavendish, the plugs cut into long shreds for smoking.
shall v. i.
To owe; to be under obligation for. [OE. shal, schal, imp. sholde, scholde, AS. scal, sceal, I am obliged, imp. scolde, sceolde, inf. sculan; akin to OS. skulan, pres. skal, imp. skolda, D. zullen,]
bade
A form of the pat tense of Bid.
missis n.
A mistress; a wife; -- so used by the illiterate. G. Eliot.

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Love, with a Witness is in the public domain. This text is taken from The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood A New and Complete Edition, Project Gutenberg ebook #56712; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

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Form and metre

Love, with a Witness is 16 lines in 4 stanzas of 4 lines each. Every stanza rhymes ABAB. The metre is anapaestic common measure, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 93%). 91% of its stressed syllables fall where the metre puts the beat. The lines average 10.2 syllables. 6% of the lines run on without a stop at the line end.

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Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 ABAB browsA · hairB · vowsA · squareB
  2. 2 ABAB sameA · fluteB · cameA · suitB
  3. 3 ABAB birthA · toldB · earthA · goldB
  4. 4 ABAB sighA · moonsB · byeA · spoonsB
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against anapaestic common measure. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
He has shav’d off his whiskers and blacken’d his brows,12·····/˘·/˘··
Wears a patch and a wig of false hair,--9·········
But it’s him--Oh it’s him!--we exchanged lovers’ vows,12·······˘//˘·
When I lived up in Cavendish Square.8·····/˘·
He had beautiful eyes, and his lips were the same,11··/˘·······
And his voice was as soft as a flute--9·········
Like a Lord or a Marquis he look’d when he came,12······/·····
To make love in his master’s best suit.9·····/˘··
If I lived for a thousand long years from my birth,12·····/˘·····
I shall never forget what he told;8··/˘/···
How he lov’d me beyond the rich women of earth,12········/˘··
With their jewels and silver and gold?9··/˘·/˘··
When he kiss’d me and bade me adieu with a sigh,12·······˘/···
By the light of the sweetest of moons,9·····/˘··
Oh how little I dreamt I was bidding good-bye12··/˘····/˘··
To my Missis’s tea-pot and spoons!8········

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