Karlene

Bliss Carman (1861–1929) · 1896

anapaestic trimeter · ABAB · 200 lines · from More Songs from Vagabondia

Word of a little one born in the West,--How like a sea-bird it comes from the sea,Out of the league-weary waters' unrestBlown with white wings, for a token, to me!

Blown with a skriel and a flurry of plumes(Sea-spray and flight-rapture whirled in a gleam!)Here for a sign of the comrade that loomsLarge in the mist of my love as I dream.

He with the heart of an old violin,Vibrant at every least stir in the place,Lyric of woods where the thrushes begin,Wave-questing wanderer, still for a space,--

What will the child of his be (so I muse),Wood-flower, sea-flower, star-flower rare?Worlds here to choose from, and which will she choose,She whose first world is an armsweep of air?

Baby Karlene, you are wondering nowWhy you can't reach the great moon that you seeJust at your hand on the edge of the boughThat waves in the window-pane--how can it be?

All your world yet hardly lies out of reachOf ten little fingers and ten little toes.You are a seed for the sky there to teach(And the sun and the wind and the rain) as it grows.

Just a green leaf piercing up to the day,Pale fleck of June to come, just to be seenThrough the rough crumble of rubble and clayLifting its loveliness, dawn-child, Karlene!

Fragile as fairycraft, dew-dream of love,--Never a clod that has marred the slim stalk,Never a stone but its frail fingers move,Bent on the blue sky and nothing can balk!

Blue sky and wind-laughters, that is thy dream.Ah the brave days when thy leafage shall tossHigh where gold noondays and sunsets a-streamMix with its moving and kiss it across.

There the great clouds shall go lazily by,Coo! thee with shadows and dazzle with shine,Drench thee with rain-guerdons, bless thee with sky,Till all the knowledge of earth shall be thine.

Wind from the ice-floe and wind from the palm,Wind from the mountains and wind from the lea--How they will sing thee of tempest and calm!How they will lure thee with tales of the sea!

What will you be in that summer, Karlene?Apple-tree, cherry-tree, lily, or corn?Red rose or yellow rose, gray leaf or green?Which will you choose now the year's at its morn?

Somewhere even now in thy heart is the will,--"I shall be Golden Rod, slender and tall--I shall be Pond Lily, secret and still--I shall be Sweetbriar, Queen of them all--

"I shall give shade for the weary to rest--I shall grow flax for the naked to wear--Figs for a feast and all comers to guest--Wreaths that girls twine in the laugh of their hair--

"Ivy for scholars and myrtle for lovers,Laurel for conquerors, poets, and kings--Broad-spreading beech-boughs whose benison coversClamor of bird-notes and flutter of wings--

"I shall rise tall as an elm in my grace--I shall be clothed as catalpa is clad--Poets shall crown me with lyrics of praise--Lovers for lure of my blossoms go mad!"

Which shall it be, baby? Guess you at all?Only I know in the lull of the yearYou have said now where your choosing shall fall,Only you have not yet heard yourself, dear.

So, like a mocking-bird, up in the trees,I watching wondering where you have grown,Borrow a note from a birdfellow's glees,Fittest to sing you, and make it my own.

Only I know as I wonder, Karlene,Singing up here where you think me a star,Heaven's still above me, and some one sereneLaughs in the blue sky and knows what you are.

Good-morning, Karlene. It's a veryFine beautiful world we are in.Well, you do look as ripe as a berry;And, pardon me, such a real chin!

And may I--Ah, thank you; the pleasureIs mine; just one kiss by your ear!--May I introduce myself as yourMost dutiful godfather, dear?

I have fumed, like champagne that is fizzy,To pay my respects at your door.But the publishers keep one so busy.Forgive my not calling before!

Karlene, you're a very small ladyTo venture so far all alone;Especially into so shadyA place as this planet has grown.

When I now, my dear, was at your age,When nobody tried to be rich,But lived on high thinking and porridge(And didn't know t' other from which!),

For a girl to go out unattendedWas considered "not only unwiseAnd improper--" Our grandmothers endedBy lifting to heaven their eyes.

And yet even now, though it's shockingTo slander these wonderful years,I dare say an inch of black stockingCould set all the world by the ears.

Black, mind you, not blue! It's a trifle;But trifling in stockings won't do;For love has an eye like a rifle(His bandage is slipping askew).

But there! You are simply too charming.No doubt you'll be modern enough(Though the speed of the world is alarming)To win with a delicate bluff,

As we say when we're raking the chips in,On a hand that was not over strong--But I see you are pursing your lips in;Perhaps I am prating too long.

Anyhow you'll be learned in isms,And talk pterodactyls in French,And know polyhedrons from prisms,--Though you may not know how to retrench.

You will fall out of love with digammaTo fall in again with Delsarte;You will make a new Syriac grammar,And know all the popes off by heart.

What Socrates said to XantippeWhen the lash of her tongue made him grieve;What makes the banana peel slippy;And what the snake whispered to Eve;

The music that Nero had played him,When Rome was touched off with a match;Why the king let the lady upbraid himFor burning her buns in a batch;

Why Hebrew is written left-handed;And what Venus did with her arms;What the Conqueror said when he landed;The acres in Horace's farms;

The use of hirundo and passer:All this you will probe to the pithAs a freshman at Wellesley or VassarOr Bryn Mawr--though I prefer Smith.

You will solve every riddle in Browning;And learn how to paddle and swim;And save other people from drowning;And play basket ball in the gym.

But you'll scorn to know why there's a tax onAll reading that isn't a bore,When Mallarme's filtered through SaxonAnd the Symbolists come to the fore.

All winter you'll read mathematics(Oh, you'll be a terrible "prod"),And in June, at the Senior Dramatics,You will play like a star. But it's odd,

Since you'll quote every cadence in KiplingAnd Arnold (of course I mean Matt),If you don't make a bard of some striplingBefore he knows where he is at.

I am sure you'll be lovely as Trilby,The loveliest bud of the year;But remember, Karlene, I shall still beYour doting old godfather, dear.

When you hear Archimedes' conundrum,Like enough you'll be wanting to tryWhether one little girl contra mundumCan't lift the old thing with a pry!

You will turn up your nose at poor "Thy will,"With a haughty agnostical sniff,Till you find the imperative "I will"Has a future conditional "if."

And then you will come to your senses,And find out why women were made;And men too; and why there are fencesAll round the whole lot where you strayed,

While you wore yourself down to a shadowYet failed to discover your sphere;For you'll see Adam down in the meadowAnd think what a goosey you were!

And then when your classmates are singingOnce more for good-by the old glees,And the round painted lanterns are swingingAnd sputtering out in the trees,

When everything stales and withersExcept the great stars up above,Your heartstrings will all go to smithers,You'll just be one crumple of love.

And Adam will be such a duffer(Dear fellow, I mean), he'll contrive,Till you make him, to not make him suffer,The happiest mortal alive.

Oh, it makes me too ill to continue,Imagining how it will beWhen some dapper youth comes to win youAnd smiles condescension on me!

I shall loathe his immaculate breeding,And advise you in time to refuse.To think he will share in your reading,And even unbutton your shoes!

And yet when for that precious laddieYour hair is all crinkled and curled,I guess you'll be just like your daddy,The dearest old soul in the world!

Words in this poem 49
unrest n.
Want of rest or repose; unquietness; sleeplessness; uneasiness; disquietude.
flurry n.
A sudden and brief blast or gust; a light, temporary breeze; as, a flurry of wind. [Prov. E. flur to ruffle.]
vibrant a.
Vibrating; tremulous; resonant; as, vibrant drums. [L. vibrans, p. pr.: cf. F. vibrant. See Vibrate.]
fleck n.
A flake; also, a lock, as of wool. J. Martin.
rubble n.
Water-worn or rough broken stones; broken bricks, etc., used in coarse masonry, or to fill up between the facing courses of walls. [From an assumed Old French dim. of robe See Rubbish.]
loveliness n.
The state or quality of being lovely. [From Lovely.]
clod n.
A lump or mass, especially of earth, turf, or clay. [OE. clodde, latter form of clot. See Clot.]
leafage n.
Leaves, collectively; foliage.
shall v. i.
To owe; to be under obligation for. [OE. shal, schal, imp. sholde, scholde, AS. scal, sceal, I am obliged, imp. scolde, sceolde, inf. sculan; akin to OS. skulan, pres. skal, imp. skolda, D. zullen,]
dazzle v. t.
To overpower with light; to confuse the sight of by brilliance of light. [Freq. of daze.]
morn n.
The first part of the day; the morning; -- used chiefly in poetry. [OE. morwen, morgen, AS. morgen; akin to D. morgen, OS. morgan, G. morgen, Icel. morginn, morgunn, Sw. morgon, Dan. morgen, Goth. maúrgins. Cf. Morrow, Morning.]
somewhere adv.
In some place unknown or not specified; in one place or another.
benison n.
Blessing; beatitude; benediction. [OE. beneysun, benesoun, OF. beneï, beneïson, fr. L. benedictio, fr. benedicere to bless; bene (adv. of bonus good) + dicere to say. See Bounty, and Diction, and]
clad v.
To clothe. Holland.
lull v. t.
To cause to rest by soothing influences; to compose; to calm; to soothe; to quiet. [Akin to OD. lullen to sing to sleep, G. lullen, Dan. lulle, Sw. lulla; all of imitative origin. Cf. Loll, Lollard.]
borrow v. t.
To receive from another as a loan, with the implied or expressed intention of returning the identical article or its equivalent in kind; -- the opposite of lend. [OE. borwen, AS. borgian, fr. borg, borh, pledge; akin to D. borg, G. borg; prob. fr. root of AS. beorgan to protect. Borough.]
thank n.
A expression of gratitude; an acknowledgment expressive of a sense of favor or kindness received; obligation, claim, or desert, or gratitude; -- now generally used in the plural. [AS. Þanc, Þonc, thanks, favor, thought; akin to OS. thank favor, pleasure, thanks, D. & G. dank thanks, Icel. Þ\'94kk, Dan. tak, Sw. tack, Goth. Þagks thanks; -]
champagne n.
A light wine, of several kinds, originally made in the province of Champagne, in France. [F. See Champaign.]
nobody n.
No person; no one; not anybody. [No, a. + body.]
shocking a.
Causing to shake or tremble, as by a blow; especially, causing to recoil with horror or disgust; extremely offensive or disgusting.
askew adv.
Awry; askance; asquint; oblique or obliquely; -- sometimes indicating scorn, or contempt, or entry. [Pref. a- + skew.]
alarming a.
Exciting, or calculated to excite, alarm; causing apprehension of danger; as, an alarming crisis or report.
bluff a.
Having a broad, flattened front; as, the bluff bows of a ship. [Cf. OD. blaf flat, broad, blaffaert one with a broad face, also, a boaster; or G. verblüffen to confuse, LG. bluffen to frighten; to unknown origin.]
raking n.
The act or process of using a rake; the going over a space with a rake.
anyhow adv.
In any way or manner whatever; at any rate; in any event.
retrench v. t.
To cut off; to pare away. [OF. retrenchier, F. retrancher; pref. re- re- + OF. trenchier, F. trancher, to cut. See Trench.]
delsarte n.
A system of calisthenics patterned on the theories of François Delsarte (1811 -- 71), a French teacher of dramatic and musical expression.
nero n.
A Roman emperor notorius for debauchery and barbarous cruelty; hence, any profligate and cruel ruler or merciless tyrant.
upbraid n.
The act of reproaching; contumely.
batch n.
The quantity of bread baked at one time. [OE. bache, bacche, fr. AS. bacan to bake; cf. G. gebäck and D. baksel. See Bake, v. t.]
hirundo n.
A genus of birds including the swallows and martins. [L., swallow.]
passer n.
One who passes; a passenger.
freshman n.
novice; one in the rudiments of knowledge; especially, a student during his fist year in a college or university.
stripling n.
A youth in the state of adolescence, or just passing from boyhood to manhood; a lad. [Dim. of strip; as if a small strip from the main stock or steam.]
doting a.
That dotes; silly; excessively fond.
conundrum n.
A kind of riddle based upon some fanciful or fantastic resemblance between things quite unlike; a puzzling question, of which the answer is or involves a pun. [Origin unknown.]
contra
A Latin adverb and preposition, signifying against, contrary, in opposition, etc., entering as a prefix into the composition of many English words. Cf. Counter, adv. & pref.
haughty a.
High; lofty; bold. [OE. hautein, F. hautain, fr. haut high, OF. also halt, fr. L. altus. See Altitude.]
discover v. i.
To discover or show one's self.
withers n.
The ridge between the shoulder bones of a horse, at the base of the neck. See Illust. of Horse. [Properly, the parts which resist the pull or strain in drawing a load; fr. OE. wither resistance, AS. withre, fr. wither against; akin to G. widerrist withers. ]
crumple v. t.
To draw or press into wrinkles or folds to crush together; to rumple; as, to crumple paper. [Dim. fr. crump, a.]
duffer n.
A peddler or hawker, especially of cheap, flashy articles, as sham jewelry; hence, a sham or cheat. Halliwell.
dapper a.
Little and active; spruce; trim; smart; neat in dress or appearance; lively. [OE. daper; prob. fr. D. dapper brave, valiant; akin to G. tapfer brave, OHG. taphar heavy, weighty, OSlav. dobrû good, Russ. dobrui. Cf. Deft.]
condescension n.
The act of condescending; voluntary descent from one's rank or dignity in intercourse with an inferior; courtesy toward inferiors. [L. condescensio.]
immaculate a.
Without stain or blemish; spotless; undefiled; clear; pure. [L. immaculatus; pref. im- not + maculatus, p. p. of maculare to spot, stane, fr. macula spot. See Mail armor.]
unbutton v. t.
To loose the buttons of; to unfasten. [1st pref. un- + button.]
laddie n.
A lad; a male sweetheart.
crinkled a.
Having short bends, turns, or wrinkles; wrinkled; wavy; zigzag.
daddy n.
Diminutive of Dad.

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Karlene is in the public domain. This text is taken from More Songs From Vagabondia, Project Gutenberg ebook #18007; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

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Form and metre

Karlene is 200 lines in 50 stanzas of 4 lines each. The rhyme scheme is ABAB, complete in 42 of its 50 stanzas. The metre is anapaestic trimeter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 87%).

See other poems in anapaestic trimeter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 ABAB westA · seaB · unrestA · meB
  2. 2 ABAB plumesA · gleamB · loomsA · dreamB
  3. 3 ABAB violinA · placeB · beginA · spaceB
  4. 4 ABAB museA · rareB · chooseA · airB
  5. 5 ABAB nowA · seeB · boughA · beB
  6. 6 ABAB reachA · toesB · teachA · growsB
  7. 7 ABAB dayA · seenB · clayA · karleneB
  8. 8 ABAB loveA · stalkB · moveA · balkB
  9. 9 ABAB dreamA · tossB · streamA · acrossB
  10. 10 ABAB byA · shineB · skyA · thineB
  11. 11 ABAB palmA · leaB · calmA · seaB
  12. 12 ABAB karleneA · cornB · greenA · mornB
  13. 13 ABAB willA · tallB · stillA · allB
  14. 14 ABAB restA · wearB · guestA · hairB
  15. 15 ABAB loversA · kingsB · coversA · wingsB
  16. 16 -A-A grace · cladA · praise · madA
  17. 17 ABAB allA · yearB · fallA · dearB
  18. 18 ABAB treesA · grownB · gleesA · ownB
  19. 19 ABAB karleneA · starB · sereneA · areB
  20. 20 ABAB veryA · inB · berryA · chinB
  21. 21 -A-A pleasure · earA · your · dearA
  22. 22 ABAB fizzyA · doorB · busyA · beforeB
  23. 23 ABAB ladyA · aloneB · shadyA · grownB
  24. 24 ABAB ageA · richB · porridgeA · whichB
  25. 25 ABAB unattendedA · unwiseB · endedA · eyesB
  26. 26 ABAB shockingA · yearsB · stockingA · earsB
  27. 27 ABAB trifleA · doB · rifleA · askewB
  28. 28 ABAB charmingA · enoughB · alarmingA · bluffB
  29. 29 ABAB inA · strongB · inA · longB
  30. 30 ABAB ismsA · frenchB · prismsA · retrenchB
  31. 31 -A-A digamma · delsarteA · grammar · heartA
  32. 32 -A-A xantippe · grieveA · slippy · eveA
  33. 33 ABAB himA · matchB · himA · batchB
  34. 34 ABAB handedA · armsB · landedA · farmsB
  35. 35 ABAB passerA · pithB · vassarA · smithB
  36. 36 ABAB browningA · swimB · drowningA · gymB
  37. 37 ABAB onA · boreB · saxonA · foreB
  38. 38 ABAB mathematicsA · prodB · dramaticsA · oddB
  39. 39 ABAB kiplingA · mattB · striplingA · atB
  40. 40 -A-A trilby · yearA · be · dearA
  41. 41 -A-A conundrum · tryA · mundum · pryA
  42. 42 ABAB willA · sniffB · willA · ifB
  43. 43 ABAB sensesA · madeB · fencesA · strayedB
  44. 44 A-A- shadowA · sphere · meadowA · were
  45. 45 ABAB singingA · gleesB · swingingA · treesB
  46. 46 ABAB withersA · aboveB · smithersA · loveB
  47. 47 ABAB dufferA · contriveB · sufferA · aliveB
  48. 48 -A-A continue · beA · you · meA
  49. 49 ABAB breedingA · refuseB · readingA · shoesB
  50. 50 ABAB laddieA · curledB · daddyA · worldB
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against anapaestic trimeter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
Word of a little one born in the West,--10···/˘·····
How like a sea-bird it comes from the sea,10··········
Out of the league-weary waters' unrest10····/˘/˘˘/
Blown with white wings, for a token, to me!10······/˘··
Blown with a skriel and a flurry of plumes10······/˘··
(Sea-spray and flight-rapture whirled in a gleam!)10····/˘····
Here for a sign of the comrade that looms10······/···
Large in the mist of my love as I dream.10··········
He with the heart of an old violin,10·······˘˘/
Vibrant at every least stir in the place,10/˘·/˘·····
Lyric of woods where the thrushes begin,10/˘····/˘˘/
Wave-questing wanderer, still for a space,--10·/˘/˘˘····
What will the child of his be (so I muse),10··········
Wood-flower, sea-flower, star-flower rare?10·/˘·/˘·/˘·
Worlds here to choose from, and which will she choose,10··········
She whose first world is an armsweep of air?10··········
Baby Karlene, you are wondering now10/˘····/˘˘·
Why you can't reach the great moon that you see10··········
Just at your hand on the edge of the bough10··········
That waves in the window-pane--how can it be?11····/˘·····
All your world yet hardly lies out of reach10····/˘····
Of ten little fingers and ten little toes.11··/˘/˘··/˘·
You are a seed for the sky there to teach10··········
(And the sun and the wind and the rain) as it grows.12············
Just a green leaf piercing up to the day,10····/˘····
Pale fleck of June to come, just to be seen10··········
Through the rough crumble of rubble and clay10···/˘·/˘··
Lifting its loveliness, dawn-child, Karlene!10/˘·/˘˘····
Fragile as fairycraft, dew-dream of love,--10/˘········
Never a clod that has marred the slim stalk,10/˘········
Never a stone but its frail fingers move,10/˘·····/˘·
Bent on the blue sky and nothing can balk!10······/˘··
Blue sky and wind-laughters, that is thy dream.10····/˘····
Ah the brave days when thy leafage shall toss10······/˘··
High where gold noondays and sunsets a-stream10······/···
Mix with its moving and kiss it across.10···/˘···˘/
There the great clouds shall go lazily by,10······/˘˘·
Coo! thee with shadows and dazzle with shine,10···/··/˘··
Drench thee with rain-guerdons, bless thee with sky,10··········
Till all the knowledge of earth shall be thine.10···/˘·····
Wind from the ice-floe and wind from the palm,10··········
Wind from the mountains and wind from the lea--10···/˘·····
How they will sing thee of tempest and calm!10······/˘··
How they will lure thee with tales of the sea!10··········
What will you be in that summer, Karlene?10······/˘··
Apple-tree, cherry-tree, lily, or corn?10/˘·/˘·/˘··
Red rose or yellow rose, gray leaf or green?10···/˘·····
Which will you choose now the year's at its morn?10··········
Somewhere even now in thy heart is the will,--10/·/·······
"I shall be Golden Rod, slender and tall--10···/˘·/˘··
I shall be Pond Lily, secret and still--10····/˘/˘··
I shall be Sweetbriar, Queen of them all--9·········
"I shall give shade for the weary to rest--10······/˘··
I shall grow flax for the naked to wear--10······/˘··
Figs for a feast and all comers to guest--10······/˘··
Wreaths that girls twine in the laugh of their hair--10··········
"Ivy for scholars and myrtle for lovers,11/˘·/˘·/˘·/˘
Laurel for conquerors, poets, and kings--10/˘·/˘˘/˘··
Broad-spreading beech-boughs whose benison covers11·/˘···/˘˘/˘
Clamor of bird-notes and flutter of wings--10/˘····/˘··
"I shall rise tall as an elm in my grace--10··········
I shall be clothed as catalpa is clad--10·····˘/˘··
Poets shall crown me with lyrics of praise--10/˘····/˘··
Lovers for lure of my blossoms go mad!"10/˘····/˘··
Which shall it be, baby? Guess you at all?10····/˘····
Only I know in the lull of the year10/˘········
You have said now where your choosing shall fall,10······/˘··
Only you have not yet heard yourself, dear.10/˘·····˘/·
So, like a mocking-bird, up in the trees,10···/˘·····
I watching wondering where you have grown,10·/˘/˘˘····
Borrow a note from a birdfellow's glees,10/·········
Fittest to sing you, and make it my own.10/˘········
Only I know as I wonder, Karlene,10/˘····/˘··
Singing up here where you think me a star,10/˘········
Heaven's still above me, and some one serene11/˘·······˘/
Laughs in the blue sky and knows what you are.10··········
Good-morning, Karlene. It's a very9·/˘····/˘
Fine beautiful world we are in.8·/˘˘····
Well, you do look as ripe as a berry;10········/˘
And, pardon me, such a real chin!8·/˘·····
And may I--Ah, thank you; the pleasure9·······/˘
Is mine; just one kiss by your ear!--8········
May I introduce myself as your9···˘/·/··
Most dutiful godfather, dear?8·/˘˘/·˘·
I have fumed, like champagne that is fizzy,10····˘/····
To pay my respects at your door.8···˘/···
But the publishers keep one so busy.10··/˘˘···/˘
Forgive my not calling before!8˘/··/˘··
Karlene, you're a very small lady9····/˘·/˘
To venture so far all alone;8·/˘···˘/
Especially into so shady8˘/˘···/˘
A place as this planet has grown.8····/˘··
When I now, my dear, was at your age,9·········
When nobody tried to be rich,8·/······
But lived on high thinking and porridge9····/˘·/˘
(And didn't know t' other from which!),9·/˘··/˘··
For a girl to go out unattended10······˘˘/˘
Was considered "not only unwise9·˘/˘·/˘˘/
And improper--" Our grandmothers ended11·˘/˘/˘/·˘/˘
By lifting to heaven their eyes.8·/˘·/˘··
And yet even now, though it's shocking9··/˘···/˘
To slander these wonderful years,8·/˘·/˘˘·
I dare say an inch of black stocking9·······/˘
Could set all the world by the ears.8········
Black, mind you, not blue! It's a trifle;9·······/˘
But trifling in stockings won't do;8·/˘·/˘··
For love has an eye like a rifle9·······/˘
(His bandage is slipping askew).8·/˘·/˘˘/
But there! You are simply too charming.9····/˘·/˘
No doubt you'll be modern enough8····/˘˘/
(Though the speed of the world is alarming)10·······˘/˘
To win with a delicate bluff,8····/˘˘·
As we say when we're raking the chips in,10·····/˘···
On a hand that was not over strong--9·········
But I see you are pursing your lips in;10·····/˘···
Perhaps I am prating too long.8˘/······
Anyhow you'll be learned in isms,9/˘·····/˘
And talk pterodactyls in French,8········
And know polyhedrons from prisms,--9···˘/˘·/˘
Though you may not know how to retrench.9·······˘/
You will fall out of love with digamma10·······˘/˘
To fall in again with Delsarte;8···˘/···
You will make a new Syriac grammar,10·····/˘˘/˘
And know all the popes off by heart.8········
What Socrates said to Xantippe8·/˘···/˘
When the lash of her tongue made him grieve;9·········
What makes the banana peel slippy;9···˘/˘·/˘
And what the snake whispered to Eve;8····/˘··
The music that Nero had played him,9·/˘·/˘···
When Rome was touched off with a match;8········
Why the king let the lady upbraid him10·····/˘/··
For burning her buns in a batch;8·/˘·····
Why Hebrew is written left-handed;9·/˘·/˘·/˘
And what Venus did with her arms;8··/˘····
What the Conqueror said when he landed;10··/˘˘···/˘
The acres in Horace's farms;8·/˘·/˘˘·
The use of hirundo and passer:9···˘/˘·/˘
All this you will probe to the pith8········
As a freshman at Wellesley or Vassar10··/˘·/˘·/˘
Or Bryn Mawr--though I prefer Smith.9··/˘··˘/·
You will solve every riddle in Browning;11···/˘˘/˘·/˘
And learn how to paddle and swim;8····/˘··
And save other people from drowning;9··/˘/˘·/˘
And play basket ball in the gym.8··/˘····
But you'll scorn to know why there's a tax on10··········
All reading that isn't a bore,8·/˘·˘˘··
When Mallarme's filtered through Saxon8···/˘·/˘
And the Symbolists come to the fore.9··/˘˘····
All winter you'll read mathematics9·/˘···˘/˘
(Oh, you'll be a terrible "prod"),8····/˘˘·
And in June, at the Senior Dramatics,10·····/˘˘/˘
You will play like a star. But it's odd,9·········
Since you'll quote every cadence in Kipling11···/˘˘/˘·/˘
And Arnold (of course I mean Matt),8·/˘·····
If you don't make a bard of some stripling10········/˘
Before he knows where he is at.8········
I am sure you'll be lovely as Trilby,10·····/˘·/˘
The loveliest bud of the year;8········
But remember, Karlene, I shall still be10·˘/˘······
Your doting old godfather, dear.8·/˘·/·˘·
When you hear Archimedes' conundrum,10····˘/˘˘/˘
Like enough you'll be wanting to try9·˘/··/˘··
Whether one little girl contra mundum10···/˘·/˘··
Can't lift the old thing with a pry!8········
You will turn up your nose at poor "Thy will,"10··········
With a haughty agnostical sniff,9··/˘·····
Till you find the imperative "I will"10····˘/˘˘··
Has a future conditional "if."9··/˘˘/˘˘·
And then you will come to your senses,9·······/˘
And find out why women were made;8····/˘··
And men too; and why there are fences9·······/˘
All round the whole lot where you strayed,8········
While you wore yourself down to a shadow10···˘/···/·
Yet failed to discover your sphere;8···˘/˘··
For you'll see Adam down in the meadow10···/˘···/·
And think what a goosey you were!8····/˘··
And then when your classmates are singing9····/··/˘
Once more for good-by the old glees,8········
And the round painted lanterns are swinging10···/˘/˘·/˘
And sputtering out in the trees,8·/˘˘····
When everything stales and withers8·/˘···/˘
Except the great stars up above,8········
Your heartstrings will all go to smithers,9·······/˘
You'll just be one crumple of love.8····/˘··
And Adam will be such a duffer9·/˘····/˘
(Dear fellow, I mean), he'll contrive,8·/˘···˘/
Till you make him, to not make him suffer,10········/˘
The happiest mortal alive.8·/˘˘/˘˘/
Oh, it makes me too ill to continue,10·······˘/˘
Imagining how it will be8˘/˘˘····
When some dapper youth comes to win you9··/˘·····
And smiles condescension on me!8···˘/˘··
I shall loathe his immaculate breeding,10····˘/˘˘/˘
And advise you in time to refuse.9·˘/····˘/
To think he will share in your reading,9·······/˘
And even unbutton your shoes!8·/˘˘/˘··
And yet when for that precious laddie9·····/˘/˘
Your hair is all crinkled and curled,8····/˘··
I guess you'll be just like your daddy,9·······/˘
The dearest old soul in the world!8·/˘·····

The reader shows the same poem with its rhymes coloured and a stress row above each line, the notes beside their stanzas, and any word's definition on a tap; the analysis page takes the whole book apart. How every part of this site was made.

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