Homo Podunkensis

Ambrose Bierce (1842–1914) · 1903

iambic pentameter · heroic couplets · 20 lines · from Shapes of Clay

As the poor ass that from his paddock straysMight sound abroad his field-companions' praise,Recounting volubly their well-bred leer,Their port impressive and their wealth of ear,Mistaking for the world's assent the clangOf echoes mocking his accurst harangue;So the dull clown, untraveled though at large,Visits the city on the ocean's marge,Expands his eyes and marvels to remarkEach coastwise schooner and each alien bark;Prates of "all nations," wonders as he staresThat native merchants sell imported wares,Nor comprehends how in his very viewA foreign vessel has a foreign crew;Yet, faithful to the hamlet of his birth,Swears it superior to aught on earth,Sighs for the temples locally renowned--The village school-house and the village pound--And chalks upon the palaces of RomeThe peasant sentiments of "Home, Sweet Home!"

Words in this poem

paddock n.
A small inclosure or park for sporting. [Corrupted fr. parrock. See Parrock.]
wealth n.
Weal; welfare; prosperity; good. [OE. welthe, from wele; cf. D. weelde luxury. See Weal prosperity.]
mistaking n.
An error; a mistake.
clang v. t.
To strike together so as to produce a ringing metallic sound. [L. clangere; akin to Gr. clank.]
accurst p. p.
Doomed to destruction or misery; cursed; hence, bad enough to be under the curse; execrable; detestable; exceedingly hateful; -- as, an accursed deed.
untraveled a.
Not traveled; not trodden by passengers; as, an untraveled forest. [Written also untravelled.]
marge n.
Border; margin; edge; verge. [F. marge. See Margin.]
coastwise adv.
By way of, or along, the coast.
aught n.
Property; possession. [AS. , fr. agan to own, p. p. ahte.]

Definitions and etymologies from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, 1913.

About this text

Homo Podunkensis is in the public domain. This text is taken from Shapes of Clay (1903), Project Gutenberg ebook #12658; the transcription's header, footer and licence were removed and nothing else was changed. You may copy, print and reuse it freely.

Cite as: Ambrose Bierce, Homo Podunkensis, in Shapes of Clay (1903), text of Project Gutenberg ebook #12658, Laurel, https://laurelpoetry.com/poem/bierce-shapes-of-clay/homo-podunkensis.html, id L28209.

Form and metre

Homo Podunkensis is 20 lines in a single stanza. It is in rhyming couplets: heroic couplets. The metre is iambic pentameter, measured from the stress the words themselves fix (confidence 88%).

See other poems in heroic couplets, other poems in iambic pentameter.

Measured by Laurel's pipeline, not copied from a handbook: how stress and metre are counted, how rhyme is lettered, how a drifted rhyme is found. Where the dictionary cannot confirm a rhyme the letter is withheld, not guessed.

Rhyme words, stanza by stanza

The word that ends each line, lettered by the rhyme it makes; a dash is a line whose rhyme the dictionary could not confirm.

  1. 1 AABBCCDDEEFFGGHHIIJJ straysA · praiseA · leerB · earB · clangC · harangueC · largeD · margeD · remarkE · barkE · staresF · waresF · viewG · crewG · birthH · earthH · renownedI · poundI · romeJ · homeJ
Scansion, line by line

Each line with its syllable count and the stresses the words themselves fix: / stressed, ˘ unstressed, · a syllable the word leaves free and the metre decides. Read against iambic pentameter. How this is done.

LineSyl.Stress
As the poor ass that from his paddock strays10·······/˘·
Might sound abroad his field-companions' praise,10··˘/··˘/˘·
Recounting volubly their well-bred leer,10˘/˘·······
Their port impressive and their wealth of ear,10··˘/˘·····
Mistaking for the world's assent the clang10˘/˘···˘/··
Of echoes mocking his accurst harangue;10·/˘/˘···˘/
So the dull clown, untraveled though at large,10····˘/˘···
Visits the city on the ocean's marge,10/˘·/˘··/˘·
Expands his eyes and marvels to remark10˘/···/˘·˘/
Each coastwise schooner and each alien bark;10···/˘··/˘·
Prates of "all nations," wonders as he stares10···/˘/˘···
That native merchants sell imported wares,10·/˘/˘·˘/˘·
Nor comprehends how in his very view10··˘/···/˘·
A foreign vessel has a foreign crew;10·/˘/˘··/˘·
Yet, faithful to the hamlet of his birth,10·/˘··/˘···
Swears it superior to aught on earth,10··˘/˘˘····
Sighs for the temples locally renowned--10···/˘/˘˘˘/
The village school-house and the village pound--10·/˘····/˘·
And chalks upon the palaces of Rome10·····/˘˘··
The peasant sentiments of "Home, Sweet Home!"10·/˘/˘˘····

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